Christopher Thomas - Calhoon
chriscalhoon.bsky.social
Christopher Thomas - Calhoon
@chriscalhoon.bsky.social
Sneakers • Marvel Legends • Celtics Basketball

*I do not care what you think of me. We’ll all be dead in 100 years and none of you are invited to my funeral. Only what we do for Christ matters*

IG: @ChrisCalhoon16
Reason #36 why getting old sucks:

“I critically analyze everything”

I loved the movie “Robocop” as a kid. But as an adult, I realize that all that movie is about is a man that died and his job still forced him to go to work. WTF.
December 2, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I love Batman but let me tell yall why he’s a hoe. Every issue that he dresses up like a bat and pummels the Socio- Disadvantaged to fix, he could fix as Bruce Wayne by using the Billions he’s extorting from Gotham City and it’s residents. He just wants to beat up poor people. He’s still my nga tho.
December 2, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Let’s go
December 2, 2024 at 7:00 PM
#DTMax96 An absolute must have for an Deion fan…….
November 30, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Smoked my first Brisket for Thanksgiving and it came out amazing!!!! I’ll def be doing more briskets until I perfect my method but if it gets better than this, I may need to start competing
November 30, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Honestly I’ve been disillusioned with the X (Twitter) experience for a while. Naturally I’ll check here to see if BlueSky gains the traction that they say it will. If so GREAT! If not I’ll just stick to IG primarily
November 14, 2024 at 4:34 PM
WU-TANG IS FOREVER!
November 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM