Chris Cannon
@chriscannon.bsky.social
Writer. Actor. Portmanteau aficionado.
cannonwriter.substack.com
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americabutbetter.com
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4756598/
cannonwriter.substack.com
cannonwriter.com
americabutbetter.com
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4756598/
Have you considered lowering your standards?
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Have you considered lowering your standards?
"The best is yet to come" is not the flex they think it is.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"The best is yet to come" is not the flex they think it is.
HP in 3 acts.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
HP in 3 acts.
Story: The US military is murdering people.
AI: The Pentagon is the real victim here.
AI: The Pentagon is the real victim here.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Story: The US military is murdering people.
AI: The Pentagon is the real victim here.
AI: The Pentagon is the real victim here.
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Wishing you a fresh year in 2026 and successful compartmentalization of all life's bullshit.
Wishing you a fresh year in 2026 and successful compartmentalization of all life's bullshit.
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Friendly note: There is a sign-in option, but doesn't seem to be a register option. If you're not already a member, it's hard to see how to join (or to learn more about it).
Wishing you a fresh year in 2026 and successful compartmentalization of all life's bullshit.
Wishing you a fresh year in 2026 and successful compartmentalization of all life's bullshit.
The "Chevy Quaalude" would have sold like hotcakes.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The "Chevy Quaalude" would have sold like hotcakes.
May he always be looking in the rearview mirror, so the consequence are closer than they appear.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
May he always be looking in the rearview mirror, so the consequence are closer than they appear.
"Writer with mental health issues" vs ""Writer without mental health issues" is the real choice here.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Writer with mental health issues" vs ""Writer without mental health issues" is the real choice here.
"other than that........."
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"other than that........."
This is racist against gold people.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is racist against gold people.
Firefly takes place in the Star Wars universe fight me.
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November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Firefly takes place in the Star Wars universe fight me.
See you in the spring.
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November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
See you in the spring.
What if kissing monkeys IS the cure?
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November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
What if kissing monkeys IS the cure?