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Chris C 🖖🏻
@chriscavanagh.com
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🧑‍💻 Ex-UK software dev • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Dad x3 + 1 👶🏻
🧵 3D design & printing • 🥗 60% veggie
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November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Version of the guy watching the girl in the red dress meme, but with Trump watching Bubba, because he wants his cock.
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Diagram showing who blew Bubba’s boner
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Now this is advertising
Facebook ad for the “Die My Love” movie where the thumbnail preview scene has a single “up the fucking ass” caption.
November 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Reposting this classic for an extra spooky Halloween tomorrow 👻
Trump and family in photo with the Pope from 2017, where the ladies are dressed for a funeral and Trump has a big smile. Additions include The Nun (Conjuring), The Shining twins, Damien, the Pet Sematary cat and Vigo the Carpathian (Ghostbusters 2).
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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They’ll need gallons of this when fuckface leaves office.
Photo of Orange Goop hand cleaner, which also has a hand that looks like it’s wanking Trump’s mushroom dick.
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Accurate
Zelenskyy is the only hero
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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“Adulting: F*cking bullshit, would not recommend.”
August 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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“Don’t let a good day distract you from the failure you’ve become”
May 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Accurate
Graph by Wait But Why demonstrating we’re just on the cusp of AI surpassing human intelligence.
May 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Image of a man being handed a brain, with the caption “No thanks buddy, I’m MAGA”
April 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Mona Lisa vs MAGA Lisa - Comparison showing how many in the MAGA orbit have extreme cosmetic surgery and end up looking like Jigsaw. It’s an expression of the mask they all wear and lies they tell to motivate their idiot base.
April 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Medieval version of the “He exists now only in my memory” Titanic meme, with original caption of “When you see a lit meme but the feed refreshes and you never see it again” translated to “When thou seest a lit meme but the feed refresheth and thou neuer seest it againe.”
March 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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JD Vance visits Greenland, but is blocked by a “no entry” sign.
March 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Presidents Trump and Musk are already working hard to bring down the cost of stocks to a level where average Americans can afford them again. I imagine groceries will not be far behind.
March 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Elon Musk (Grima Wormtongue) whispering to Donald Trump (King Theoden)
March 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Map of Canada, USA and Mexico, with USA renamed “Karen”
February 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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This is how my wife tells me the tire pressure light is on in my Tesla. Thanks a heap, Musk 🙄
Text message saying, “The asslight is on in the trump-mobile”
February 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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“I tried donating blood today...NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many stupid questions. Who's blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?”
February 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Turns out TPU is really good for wall art
2D dragon wall-art printing on a Prusa MK4S 3D printer 2D dragon 3D printed wall art (underside showing texture from printing bed)
February 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Drawing of a horse-drawn cart with the caption, “Absolutely zero chance a horse drew this.”
January 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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“Where can a Christian get their nails done without having to be surrounded by other statues and Buddha? I am done paying women who have nothing in common w me spiritually, big bucks to do my nails. I want a person who knows the Lord to do my nails. Seems logical.” Reply by Phoenix L Gato: “I think Jesus got his nails done by some Roman guys. Hope that helps.”
January 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Photo of eggs with painted faces crying over a cooked egg on a plate. “He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate.”
January 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM