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Chris Cwiak
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XRT ep & imaging director ✶ sound guy ✶ occasional drummer ✶ opinions do not reflect those of management ✶ he/him
No one had ever heard so many gasps at an aerobics class
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If this didn't involve shoplifting or heckling someone, I don't wanna hear the stories
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Grateful for your work, Julie. Remember, they *want* you to feel hopelessness and despair. Every act & feeling of hope is itself an act of defiance.
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Dude needed to wear a bracelet to let emergency personnel know they wouldn't find a pulse if he was found unconscious. Truly, a vampire.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Like, literally, for more than a year.
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Might as well! You've already cost yourself an out, maybe something crazy happens on the attempt, shit, why not maybe send Vlad at the same time to put more pressure on the defense?
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's all starting to make sense: bsky.app/profile/thea...
WE'RE HEADED TO THE 10TH INNING 😱

Dodgers-Blue Jays is the first World Series Game 7 to need extra innings since 2016.
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's like the dodgers can somehow not fuck up, despite trying their level best, and the jays are immune to driving in RISP. I fear that lifting a couple boppers for runners in the 9th is gonna screw them now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"The drill is basically a cross between the Saw & Human Centipede movies" Doyle said, his eyes widening and lip beginning to twitch. "[Bears head coach] Johnson brought it over from Detroit, where [Lions head coach] Campbell instituted it."
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Thanks for the intel. Those percentages are better than zero, but need to go up closer to 100, for my taste.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I like it! Are any rates / brackets proposed?
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Oh absolutely, but as I understood how qualified immunity works, you kinda can't do that without blowing out QI entirely across the spectrum.
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
For instance, if kids got hurt on a school playground & not covered by QI, theoretically, the school could wind up closing due to the cost of tort / insurance.
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM