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Chris Darby
@chrisdarby.bsky.social
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Accidental theatre producer. Hates climate change. Energy nerd. Adhd & queer. Probably writing code or learning Eos. Used to run a startup. I have nothing to say to Sue Goggins. He/They
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Wanted the sticky rice but can’t get the global lock :(
Mango sticky rice from a menu in Thailand, but mango is spelled “mongo”
December 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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The perfect gaming setup doesn’t exi…
A Nintendo switch 2 sits on a tray next to a tropical pink drink. In the background, waves crash on the Balinese coast
September 14, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Idk how to explain it but only one of these glasses is suitable for milk & cookies
Two glass tumblers, one is shorter and slightly wider, and the other is taller
July 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Sorry I’m late. Had to take my flatmate for a walk with his emotional support bottle at 2am.
Bramble, an 18 month old bernadoodle is standing on the street. It’s night and he is lit by the streetlamps and moonlight. He is wearing his green harness and has a plastic 500ml water bottle in his mouth, with his pink tongue showing below it. He looks very pleased with himself despite it being 2am
July 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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grew up on these streets
The mirror matching game from the logical journey of the zoombinis
June 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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The dog in my hallway
Has had a haircut
He is much fluffier
Bramble the bernadoodle is lying on the wooden floor in the hall. His white, brown and black fur is trimmed short as it was getting matted and he was starting to shed his winter coat
March 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I did some DIY. Do I get an award now?

(This has been literally months in the making and I still have to do 2 more coats of paint on one piece 🙃)
A dark wooden shelf support hangs on a blue wall, secured by 3 screws A dark wooden shelf is drying on the patio Some freshly painted wooden shelf supports are drying on a black table in the sun
March 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Hopefully she makes it out alive
Death Becomes Her hangs lit in mauve in front of a dark purple drape.
February 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I’m in town, we’re in town, he’s in town, they’re in town…
“Urinetown The Musical” on an illuminated sign hung in front of a red curtain.
February 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Bramble says hi!
Bramble the bernadoodle at about 8 months old
February 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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But this guy?!
An extreme close up of bramble, the bernadoodle, showing his big boopable snoot
January 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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But what about well behaved doggos?
Bramble, 45kg of black, brown and white bernadoodle sits regally at the table in a fancy restaurant, a white napkin around his neck.
January 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Big love <3 you’re always welcome to come hang out with the best floofy boy if you want a distraction 😇
January 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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This boy apparently loves afternoon tea on his first birthday!
Bramble, a black, brown and white bernadoodle weighing 45kg is curled on the floor next to the table as we celebrate his first birthday
January 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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McMerry Chipmas
A Christmas tree made from McDonald’s food packaging (mostly fries boxes) taped to a wall
January 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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@benrs.uk good morning ben
January 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I’m incomparable. On my own level. In my own lane. Zen.
Screenshot of my Monzo app which shows the message “Sorry, we don’t have a Year in Monzo for you this time”
December 16, 2024 at 9:41 AM
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He’s half poodle but I’m glad you agree 😇
Bramble the Bernadoodle with white, black and brown markings, sitting politely by the door
November 23, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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Look who got laid last night 😉
Half a shed base made from paving slabs
November 23, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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Repost a pic someone else took of you that you actually like
It’s me! A 30-something year old white man with fairly short brown hair and blue eyes wearing a pink sweater and a rucksack. I’m standing in front of rolling green meadows in the Italian alps. There are mountains in the background and light grey clouds in the sky
November 19, 2024 at 11:55 AM
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A special third round
Bramble, a 40kg black, brown and white Bernadoodle, is now happily lying on the aggregate. He is completely unaware of the hours of labour that have gone in to his gravelly palace
November 17, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Spot the difference
The base for a shed has been marked out in timber and partially filled with a compacted hardcore layer. The hardcore almost reaches the bottom of the boards Despite hours of work and many bags of hardcore, the level of material inside the timber is still too low
November 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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The post is the alt text
Bramble, a 40kg Bernadoodle with black, brown and white fur, sitting on a bridge over a canal. He’s wearing his teal harness and brown lead, and his tongue is flopping out. You can’t see his eyes under his long fluffy fur.
November 17, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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I’m gunna put so many whole numbers in here
A martini glass in IKEA called STORSINT
November 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Oh btw I have a dog apparently that does the numbers
Bramble the Bernadoodle wearing a pair of prop wings sitting on a paved floor
November 14, 2024 at 11:39 AM