Christopher D. Brand
@chrisdbrand.bsky.social
Author of the novel 'A Blade For Hire'. Sequel... getting there. Probably only another chapter to go.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09N8ZCCSM
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09N8ZCCSM
'Why do we fall, master Bruce?'
'Because the local council don't maintain the pavements properly?'
'Exactly, master Bruce! The cunts!'
'Because the local council don't maintain the pavements properly?'
'Exactly, master Bruce! The cunts!'
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
'Why do we fall, master Bruce?'
'Because the local council don't maintain the pavements properly?'
'Exactly, master Bruce! The cunts!'
'Because the local council don't maintain the pavements properly?'
'Exactly, master Bruce! The cunts!'
Guys, clap for me. I took a bunch of stuff out of my Amazon cart and now it's just the books...
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Guys, clap for me. I took a bunch of stuff out of my Amazon cart and now it's just the books...
I set a new PB since my heart attack 18 something months ago. Help me celebrate by buying my books. You might ask, but how are they connected? To which I say... uh... profit?
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I set a new PB since my heart attack 18 something months ago. Help me celebrate by buying my books. You might ask, but how are they connected? To which I say... uh... profit?
We will remember them
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We will remember them
Just seen this headline and wondering how the resurrection of Hitler managed to go entirely under the radar
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just seen this headline and wondering how the resurrection of Hitler managed to go entirely under the radar
October was quite a miserable sales month for me. Too busy working on background stuff to do much marketing. So on that note...
If you're looking for some dark swashbuckling fantasy then have I got a thriller for you, free to read with Kindle Unlimited:
If you're looking for some dark swashbuckling fantasy then have I got a thriller for you, free to read with Kindle Unlimited:
November 1, 2025 at 9:33 AM
October was quite a miserable sales month for me. Too busy working on background stuff to do much marketing. So on that note...
If you're looking for some dark swashbuckling fantasy then have I got a thriller for you, free to read with Kindle Unlimited:
If you're looking for some dark swashbuckling fantasy then have I got a thriller for you, free to read with Kindle Unlimited:
Amazon marketing email: "Your basket is calling!"
My basket:
My basket:
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Amazon marketing email: "Your basket is calling!"
My basket:
My basket:
Think it might be Autumn now...
October 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Think it might be Autumn now...
Trust YouTube to take something clean that worked well (the pop-up list of your playlists when you chose to save something) and purposefully make it shit. Imagine the kind of moron it takes to a) do this and then b) think it was an improvement worth going live with.
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Trust YouTube to take something clean that worked well (the pop-up list of your playlists when you chose to save something) and purposefully make it shit. Imagine the kind of moron it takes to a) do this and then b) think it was an improvement worth going live with.
Apparently I don't market my stuff enough so here it is. How about that for epic marketing, eh chuds?
October 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Apparently I don't market my stuff enough so here it is. How about that for epic marketing, eh chuds?
Looking for a bit of swashbuckling fantasy for your next autumn read? Fancy a change from the medieval stuff to some matchlock fantasy? Something a bit like 'The Three Musketeers', if d'Artagnan was actually John McClane? Then check out my first book 'A Blade For Hire'.
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Looking for a bit of swashbuckling fantasy for your next autumn read? Fancy a change from the medieval stuff to some matchlock fantasy? Something a bit like 'The Three Musketeers', if d'Artagnan was actually John McClane? Then check out my first book 'A Blade For Hire'.
Arguably my favourite thing about being a writer is that I get to watch a ton of movies and claim it's all in the name of researching narrative and structure, which it totally is. Like, this totally:
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Arguably my favourite thing about being a writer is that I get to watch a ton of movies and claim it's all in the name of researching narrative and structure, which it totally is. Like, this totally:
I found what is probably the smallest conker in human history and just straight up nobody gave a fk.
September 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I found what is probably the smallest conker in human history and just straight up nobody gave a fk.
Like many things in life, conkers come in all shapes and sizes
September 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Like many things in life, conkers come in all shapes and sizes
From the biggest to the smallest (with coins and barely used Playstation controller for scale)
September 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
From the biggest to the smallest (with coins and barely used Playstation controller for scale)
I am ready to conker the world!
(all these have subsequently been planted)
(all these have subsequently been planted)
September 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I am ready to conker the world!
(all these have subsequently been planted)
(all these have subsequently been planted)
Tonight's (this morning's?) film treat
August 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Tonight's (this morning's?) film treat
It's that time of the month when I remember that if I want people to buy my books, I actually have to tell them they exist. So, if you have a swashbuckling fantasy shaped hole in your TBR for a bit 'The Three Musketeers, if d'Artagnan was actually John McClane', then check this out!
August 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's that time of the month when I remember that if I want people to buy my books, I actually have to tell them they exist. So, if you have a swashbuckling fantasy shaped hole in your TBR for a bit 'The Three Musketeers, if d'Artagnan was actually John McClane', then check this out!
Nice shooting son, what's your name?
August 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Nice shooting son, what's your name?
I see your fantasy masterwork about a broken sword and raise you... a man with a broken sword. And not just any man. THE man.
(This is genuinely quite funny placement to me, but it'd be funnier if they were next to one another).
(This is genuinely quite funny placement to me, but it'd be funnier if they were next to one another).
August 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I see your fantasy masterwork about a broken sword and raise you... a man with a broken sword. And not just any man. THE man.
(This is genuinely quite funny placement to me, but it'd be funnier if they were next to one another).
(This is genuinely quite funny placement to me, but it'd be funnier if they were next to one another).
If you're on the UK amazon you can save a whopping... 5%, if you buy my latest book along with three other qualifying items. That'll save you like 49p, which is almost half of a quid, which leaves you just a penny shy of being able to buy a packet of Strawberry Chewits in Tesco
August 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
If you're on the UK amazon you can save a whopping... 5%, if you buy my latest book along with three other qualifying items. That'll save you like 49p, which is almost half of a quid, which leaves you just a penny shy of being able to buy a packet of Strawberry Chewits in Tesco
Tonight's viewing pleasure
August 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Tonight's viewing pleasure
Tonight's viewing
August 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Tonight's viewing
Absolutely brilliant. Incredible. A genuine, bonafide masterpiece.
August 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Absolutely brilliant. Incredible. A genuine, bonafide masterpiece.