"No Mr McIllroy, I expect you to miss this approach to the 16th green!"

Move is on the cards, house sold, bought a beautiful 3 bed in Glenrothes hoping to be up before 1st grandchild is born in September. Just need the solicitors to pull their bastard fingers oot!

I remember for my (oldschool) O level for English Literature, we had to do "Far from the Madding Crowd" by Thomas Hardy.
Now, call me a bluff old synic, but Slaugterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut was also on the syllabus that year. I passed just, but would have got an 'A' with the latter.

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What do they teach?
What do they learn?

Bugger!

Scenes

Absofuckinglutley pal.

She's thicker than a whale omelette.

I'm English and moving to Scotland soon (my daughter and her fiancé are having a baby and we want to be part of their lives). I love all things Scottish, and my question is, will we be welcomed?
So pissed off with England tbh and can I join your nation?

Unfortunately none of this will be reported by the mainstream media, ie Laura Bollocksberg or Question time with that daft cow from antiques roadshow.

Crying 😂

Bet you're an absolute hoot at parties.
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And another one!🙄

Things that never happened, No.142

Ahhhrrrgggghh, you don't make tea in a feckin microwave you lunatic!!

Just awful today lads.