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chrisdcb.bsky.social
@chrisdcb.bsky.social
Sod off, I'm saying nowt!
"No Mr McIllroy, I expect you to miss this approach to the 16th green!"
July 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Move is on the cards, house sold, bought a beautiful 3 bed in Glenrothes hoping to be up before 1st grandchild is born in September. Just need the solicitors to pull their bastard fingers oot!
July 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I remember for my (oldschool) O level for English Literature, we had to do "Far from the Madding Crowd" by Thomas Hardy.
Now, call me a bluff old synic, but Slaugterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut was also on the syllabus that year. I passed just, but would have got an 'A' with the latter.
July 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
youtu.be/AkIUqH498PQ?...

What do they teach?
What do they learn?
Young americans can't RESPOND to STUPID QUESTIONS (part 2)
YouTube video by Rafa Madorrán
youtu.be
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Bugger!
April 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Scenes
April 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Absofuckinglutley pal.
April 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
She's thicker than a whale omelette.
April 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'm English and moving to Scotland soon (my daughter and her fiancé are having a baby and we want to be part of their lives). I love all things Scottish, and my question is, will we be welcomed?
So pissed off with England tbh and can I join your nation?
April 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Unfortunately none of this will be reported by the mainstream media, ie Laura Bollocksberg or Question time with that daft cow from antiques roadshow.
April 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Crying 😂
April 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Bet you're an absolute hoot at parties.
youtu.be/GIj-O4dWze4?...
Harry Enfield - The Bores
YouTube video by peejay69
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
And another one!🙄
March 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Things that never happened, No.142
February 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ahhhrrrgggghh, you don't make tea in a feckin microwave you lunatic!!
February 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just awful today lads.
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM