Just endlessly watching slow mo replays of the news in their ref outfit

At what point does a referee looking at a pitch side monitor simply become a man watching tv?

Here’s a fluffy child, sleeps for 20 hours a day the lucky thing

Myles’ Dad??

Doh!!

I can send you something else to give you nightmares if that helps??

😀😀

That’s me grandma 😀

I’m reminded of a letter to the Guardian’s aging aunt. A guy badgered his reluctant wife into going to a swingers bar. When they got there nobody wanted him and his wife got a tonne of action and couldn’t wait to go again

I guess so, it was a bit awkward!

When pressed for an example Dave said parrying the ball back into a dangerous area…

Rob Green; “so a save then”
Joe Hart; “where’s not dangerous, outside the ground?”

A proper swallow me up moment there for Statman Dave