As thick as a Boxing Day turd. Every single one of them.

Spoiler Alert: it’ll be most of them. As usual.

I'm in a good mood 😁

And ALL are absolute 100% copper-plated wankers.

Fair, but let’s not forget “are kids” and “are boarders”.

… a refresh. I’d peddle Gordon in a heartbeat. No idea what’s up with him but a tap in v PSV aside he’s done fuck all for months.
Suspect Tino is off to City, & Sandro may be away as well.

Can’t really disagree. Elanga was a poor signing - his style is not ours & never will be. Wissa should be 2nd choice, Wolte has potential but a lot to learn. In addition, if they don’t score all our wide attackers are passengers.
We desperately need a 9 & a ‘10’, plus the sale of 2 or 3 to fund …

Wilson at Tottenham. It was Isak at WHU.

Howay lads. Strong side, get into them.

You could have been more succinct with the 'lonely and sad man' bit.

'Twat' would have sufficed.

Pitiful. Utterly pitiful. To dominate to such an extent & yet not remotely looking like scoring is abysmal.

I take it all back. We've battered them ... and haven't once looked like scoring. Pathetic.
# #NUFC

If we turn up, against their midfield, we win. Anything else & we're back to West Ham away

Yep, it was fandabidozie!

Yes, plus the steroids of course.

Are they handwritten? In crayon?

To.the point "All schoolboys were once obsessed with Hitler".

WERE WE FUCK! What twats this lot are.

A really good goal, which in a way I was sad about (while still elated) as it embarrassed Dubravka. But nowhere near one of the best goals I've ever seen.
To give some context, I once scored one just like it for my school, and in the grand scheme of things I was shit.