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stannis j. baratheon
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International president of the Oliver Platt fan club and close personal friend of America’s grandpa, Tom Hanks
“Ella McCay.” “Jay Kelly.” Many are asking, who the hell are these people
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Rick Moranis is coming out of retirement
June 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
June 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have met God and Her name is Ethan Hunt
May 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Need to hear his take on the American pope
May 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Now you better listen here, pardner. There ain’t nothin’ in this life, not the next, that caint be made better with five minutes in the air fryer at 375
May 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I need DJ’s pipe organ cover of Jurassic Park on streaming
May 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If the pope can be American then it’s only fair the next president is Italian
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Joshua Henry is gonna play Colehouse Walker Jr. on Broadway :))
May 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is suuuuch a good picture of me (thank you sm @jan3lle.bsky.social for taking it) I just wish there was literally anything else on the screen when it was taken so I could post it on IG
May 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
$900 Othello getting completely shut out of the Tonys is kinda awesome
May 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
ITS COMING HOME
May 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
IN SHORT IN MATTERS VEGETABLE ANIMAL AND MINERAL / I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MAJOR GENERAL
a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd at a concert .
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone in front of a crowd at a concert .
media.tenor.com
April 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
April 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
April 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Sansa Stark is like if Jesus had suffered
April 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Partner named their sourdough starter Linda. They didn’t think it was funny when I asked if that was short for Linda Sarsourdough
April 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reluctant to announce that I am now pro-Ben Platt
April 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hannah Einbinder you sexy velociraptor
April 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
HEARTWARMING: Elliot Page Surprises Fans With Live Performance of Hit Film “Juno”
April 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Why is Hacks making me cry

Not cry with laughter, like actually cry
April 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Quit drinking bloody marys with the fairies and come drink Bud Light Clamato with a castrato
March 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Quit drinking bloody marys with the fairies and come drink Bud Light Clamato with a castrato
March 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ideal wikipedia layout
March 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM