Chris
@chrisferret.bsky.social
Grasping Life In The Chaos of Humanity.
Slave to the algorithms
“Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind
Slave to the algorithms
“Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind
I think it was Washington DeeCee 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think it was Washington DeeCee 🤔
If we can have Twice cooked chips* we can have Twice cooked sprouts 🤷♂️
*subject to availability**
**out of stock
*subject to availability**
**out of stock
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If we can have Twice cooked chips* we can have Twice cooked sprouts 🤷♂️
*subject to availability**
**out of stock
*subject to availability**
**out of stock
Master Ganymede has many talents 🤔
December 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Master Ganymede has many talents 🤔
It’s never been the same since religion got a hold on it 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
It’s never been the same since religion got a hold on it 🤷♂️
A quick rinse in the latrines and back in the cauldron and they’ll be fine. No one will notice 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A quick rinse in the latrines and back in the cauldron and they’ll be fine. No one will notice 🤷♂️
“Look….the Germany game was on and we were pissed in the Bierkeller and I just said ‘let’s blitzkrieg Poland’ just for the bants”
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“Look….the Germany game was on and we were pissed in the Bierkeller and I just said ‘let’s blitzkrieg Poland’ just for the bants”
Extraordinary willpower I guess 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Extraordinary willpower I guess 🤷♂️
She meant “has” not “is” 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
She meant “has” not “is” 🤷♂️
Reform will reattach it at half-mast tomorrow in a touching tribute to a fallen comrade 👍
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Reform will reattach it at half-mast tomorrow in a touching tribute to a fallen comrade 👍
Or over the side like Ghislaine’s father 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Or over the side like Ghislaine’s father 🤷♂️
Any problems and he should Sioux 🤔
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Any problems and he should Sioux 🤔
Sleep deprivation…..yeah, that explains a lot 🤷♂️
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Sleep deprivation…..yeah, that explains a lot 🤷♂️
He got his manservant to do it 👍
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
He got his manservant to do it 👍
“I stand with Nigel Farage”
One of many positions she’s happy to adopt. Next we’ll have Tice bringing up the rear 🤢
One of many positions she’s happy to adopt. Next we’ll have Tice bringing up the rear 🤢
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
“I stand with Nigel Farage”
One of many positions she’s happy to adopt. Next we’ll have Tice bringing up the rear 🤢
One of many positions she’s happy to adopt. Next we’ll have Tice bringing up the rear 🤢
SLR, MRI….they’re all the same to him 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
SLR, MRI….they’re all the same to him 🤷♂️
That’s a camel head not a camel toe 😳
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That’s a camel head not a camel toe 😳
Now they’re all just serious c@nts 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Now they’re all just serious c@nts 🤷♂️
I’ve seen Bristol thank you 😂
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’ve seen Bristol thank you 😂
8hr round trip and an overnight hotel to get it doesn’t sound like a bargain.
Audible seems more of a bargain 🤷♂️
Audible seems more of a bargain 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
8hr round trip and an overnight hotel to get it doesn’t sound like a bargain.
Audible seems more of a bargain 🤷♂️
Audible seems more of a bargain 🤷♂️
I can’t see the point of having to disclose 5yrs of social media history.
Just put “Do you think Trump is a c@nt” on the ESTA application 🤷♂️
Just put “Do you think Trump is a c@nt” on the ESTA application 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I can’t see the point of having to disclose 5yrs of social media history.
Just put “Do you think Trump is a c@nt” on the ESTA application 🤷♂️
Just put “Do you think Trump is a c@nt” on the ESTA application 🤷♂️
And so ReformHub came into being 😳
December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
And so ReformHub came into being 😳
Could it be that Zia is experiencing FOMO 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Could it be that Zia is experiencing FOMO 🤷♂️
A bit over optimistic there I think 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 AM
A bit over optimistic there I think 🤷♂️