Fozzie
@chrisfoster67.bsky.social
Hurtling slowly towards 60.
If you read the Daily Fail, watch GB News, vote Reform, are a flag shagger or asylum seeker protester, I definitely won't like you or agree with anything you say!
My friends call me Fozzie ❤️
Views and reposts are my own.
If you read the Daily Fail, watch GB News, vote Reform, are a flag shagger or asylum seeker protester, I definitely won't like you or agree with anything you say!
My friends call me Fozzie ❤️
Views and reposts are my own.
I had the same thing when Reform canvassed recently during the local elections. As soon as I called out their bullshit and lies, they responded with 'you don't share our views so we're not interacting with you, only those who share our views - we'll listen when our candidate wins'
He didn't win!
He didn't win!
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I had the same thing when Reform canvassed recently during the local elections. As soon as I called out their bullshit and lies, they responded with 'you don't share our views so we're not interacting with you, only those who share our views - we'll listen when our candidate wins'
He didn't win!
He didn't win!
That's £18 million per brain cell?
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
That's £18 million per brain cell?
Not intentionally though....
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Not intentionally though....
I never realised that Kevin Wilkinson was the drummer in China Crisis (as well as The Waterboys and Squeeze). I also didn't know that he sadly took his own life. Makes this beautiful album a little more poignant ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I never realised that Kevin Wilkinson was the drummer in China Crisis (as well as The Waterboys and Squeeze). I also didn't know that he sadly took his own life. Makes this beautiful album a little more poignant ❤️
If you changed the first letter of win to a B it's a cracking headline
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you changed the first letter of win to a B it's a cracking headline
My friend George got a copy for his 13th birthday. It was a thrill to grow up in Ramsgate and hear Janet from the Isle of Thanet, someone from our area, in a song by a bloke who'd been on TOTP.
I now appreciate the poetry of it. And the next logical step was to Squeeze, who are still my favourites
I now appreciate the poetry of it. And the next logical step was to Squeeze, who are still my favourites
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My friend George got a copy for his 13th birthday. It was a thrill to grow up in Ramsgate and hear Janet from the Isle of Thanet, someone from our area, in a song by a bloke who'd been on TOTP.
I now appreciate the poetry of it. And the next logical step was to Squeeze, who are still my favourites
I now appreciate the poetry of it. And the next logical step was to Squeeze, who are still my favourites
They'll need a good portmanteau for that to work. Like Brangelina or Bromance. I've done my own brainstorm and have come up with three options
1. Conservaform
2. Reformatives
3. Racists
Get voting 😀
1. Conservaform
2. Reformatives
3. Racists
Get voting 😀
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
They'll need a good portmanteau for that to work. Like Brangelina or Bromance. I've done my own brainstorm and have come up with three options
1. Conservaform
2. Reformatives
3. Racists
Get voting 😀
1. Conservaform
2. Reformatives
3. Racists
Get voting 😀
This is up there with Morecambe and Wise leaving the BBC to go to ITV only without the level of interest or surprise.
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This is up there with Morecambe and Wise leaving the BBC to go to ITV only without the level of interest or surprise.
WAS? Wrong tense surely?
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
WAS? Wrong tense surely?
Gullis has defected to Reform? He's the only one who's taken a step to the left then!
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Gullis has defected to Reform? He's the only one who's taken a step to the left then!
Darren Jones on BBC Breakfast earlier explained how OBR forecasts work, how it's a constantly evolving picture and what you say one day might change by the next. It was Budgets for Dummies. Apparently everyone is asking if RR lied. I'm not, nobody I know is. By saying 'everyone' the BBC is lying? 🤔
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Darren Jones on BBC Breakfast earlier explained how OBR forecasts work, how it's a constantly evolving picture and what you say one day might change by the next. It was Budgets for Dummies. Apparently everyone is asking if RR lied. I'm not, nobody I know is. By saying 'everyone' the BBC is lying? 🤔
And the best way to solve two millennia of Labour's bastrardness is to champion a racist man with more jobs than the population of Hartlepool, who's never intentionally done anything wrong and would never intentionally sell the NHS.
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
And the best way to solve two millennia of Labour's bastrardness is to champion a racist man with more jobs than the population of Hartlepool, who's never intentionally done anything wrong and would never intentionally sell the NHS.
Going To A Town by Rufus Wainwright
Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty Four) by Eurthymics
Kiss You All Over by Exile
❤️
Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty Four) by Eurthymics
Kiss You All Over by Exile
❤️
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Going To A Town by Rufus Wainwright
Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty Four) by Eurthymics
Kiss You All Over by Exile
❤️
Sexcrime (Nineteen Eighty Four) by Eurthymics
Kiss You All Over by Exile
❤️
My sabotage dinghy was inflatable but unfloatable! And no matter how hard I tried,and believe me I tried, Action Man's hair never got wet!
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My sabotage dinghy was inflatable but unfloatable! And no matter how hard I tried,and believe me I tried, Action Man's hair never got wet!
1975, I got an Action Man sabotage kit and a castle with a drawbridge.
The song that makes me feel like it's Christmas is In Dulce Jubilo by Mike Oldfield.
Both songs drawn from classical music!
The song that makes me feel like it's Christmas is In Dulce Jubilo by Mike Oldfield.
Both songs drawn from classical music!
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
1975, I got an Action Man sabotage kit and a castle with a drawbridge.
The song that makes me feel like it's Christmas is In Dulce Jubilo by Mike Oldfield.
Both songs drawn from classical music!
The song that makes me feel like it's Christmas is In Dulce Jubilo by Mike Oldfield.
Both songs drawn from classical music!
Funny how he can't remember it but he can remember exactly how many years ago it was that the thing he can't remember he didn't intentionally do didn't take place!
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Funny how he can't remember it but he can remember exactly how many years ago it was that the thing he can't remember he didn't intentionally do didn't take place!
Funny how he can't remember it but he can remember exactly how many years ago it was that the thing he can't remember he didn't intentionally do didn't take place!
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Funny how he can't remember it but he can remember exactly how many years ago it was that the thing he can't remember he didn't intentionally do didn't take place!
Unless by skipped you mean 'goose stepped'. And by through a field you mean 'over foreigners' human rights '
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Unless by skipped you mean 'goose stepped'. And by through a field you mean 'over foreigners' human rights '
If they chose at least one of their other hits it would be a Fantastic Day....
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If they chose at least one of their other hits it would be a Fantastic Day....
Choon!!! Six minutes of pure genius
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Choon!!! Six minutes of pure genius
We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel
Hello by The Beloved
Friday I'm In Love by The Cure
❤️
Hello by The Beloved
Friday I'm In Love by The Cure
❤️
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel
Hello by The Beloved
Friday I'm In Love by The Cure
❤️
Hello by The Beloved
Friday I'm In Love by The Cure
❤️
I found the one that all Skodas have in the driver's door. It contains an umbrella!
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I found the one that all Skodas have in the driver's door. It contains an umbrella!