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Ice be like “Women and children first!”
January 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Ice be like “Women and children first!”
Thank you for watching Fox News where our motto is “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!”
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Thank you for watching Fox News where our motto is “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!”
I was today years old when I learned that 5,698 times 365 equals 2,079,770
January 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I was today years old when I learned that 5,698 times 365 equals 2,079,770
The fifa World Cup this year
a man in a suit is standing in a stadium
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a stadium
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
The fifa World Cup this year
Trump said the last reason he kidnapped Maduro was because he saw his dancing. So Trumps transition into the bad guy from footloose. Now only Kevin Bacon can defeat him.
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling and saying `` let 's daaaance ! ''
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is smiling and saying `` let 's daaaance ! ''
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Trump said the last reason he kidnapped Maduro was because he saw his dancing. So Trumps transition into the bad guy from footloose. Now only Kevin Bacon can defeat him.
Just imagine without cars we would have never invented giving people the finger.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Just imagine without cars we would have never invented giving people the finger.
Don’t worry to make it all even we can let Venezuela kidnap our president, how does that sound?
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Don’t worry to make it all even we can let Venezuela kidnap our president, how does that sound?
I already fucked up 2026! 2027 will be my year!
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I already fucked up 2026! 2027 will be my year!
What are we some kind of stranger things?
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
What are we some kind of stranger things?
“If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.”
Winston Churchill: “Fuck you you stupid fucking bitch cunt whore…”
Winston Churchill: “Fuck you you stupid fucking bitch cunt whore…”
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“If you were my husband I’d poison your coffee.”
Winston Churchill: “Fuck you you stupid fucking bitch cunt whore…”
Winston Churchill: “Fuck you you stupid fucking bitch cunt whore…”
I don’t think I’ve ever finished a chap stick
December 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever finished a chap stick
I just watched Shin Godzilla I’m happy to report that Godzilla did get hit in the shin.
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just watched Shin Godzilla I’m happy to report that Godzilla did get hit in the shin.
In a bold move Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned from congress. This will give her more time to pursue her real passion in life which is yelling in Walmart parking lots.
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In a bold move Marjorie Taylor Greene resigned from congress. This will give her more time to pursue her real passion in life which is yelling in Walmart parking lots.
Breaking news: Disney World has announced they will move to Saudi Arabia.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Breaking news: Disney World has announced they will move to Saudi Arabia.
There’s a rule in screenwriting that if you have a pregnant character they have to go into labor at the worst imaginable time.
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
There’s a rule in screenwriting that if you have a pregnant character they have to go into labor at the worst imaginable time.
The reason that guy in the Oval Office passed out was he couldn’t stand the smell.
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The reason that guy in the Oval Office passed out was he couldn’t stand the smell.
I voted today or as republicans would call it domestic terrorism.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I voted today or as republicans would call it domestic terrorism.
Me giving out candy on Halloween: “How pieces of candy do you kids want 6 or 7?”
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me giving out candy on Halloween: “How pieces of candy do you kids want 6 or 7?”
I think Trumps biggest problem with Zohran Mamdani is that he doesn’t know how to pronounce his name.
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I think Trumps biggest problem with Zohran Mamdani is that he doesn’t know how to pronounce his name.
Breaking News: Texas becomes the first state to outlaw voting.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Breaking News: Texas becomes the first state to outlaw voting.
“The Year Without a Santa Clause.”
“What Anime is that?”
“What Anime is that?”
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“The Year Without a Santa Clause.”
“What Anime is that?”
“What Anime is that?”
If foreplay is so great how come they never came out with fiveplay.
October 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If foreplay is so great how come they never came out with fiveplay.
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This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all
Now that we’re in October it’s the season of scares and spooky stuff. But with Trump in office there is enough to be scared of all year round.
October 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Now that we’re in October it’s the season of scares and spooky stuff. But with Trump in office there is enough to be scared of all year round.