Time to celebrate by buying booze, cigarettes, and/or pornography!

oh god yes, very much.

Probably. Figuratively the comment makes sense, but if it is literally true you should get a job where they don't fire you for saying something stupid one time.

When people say, "This idea is awful. if I suggested it at work I'd be fired on the spot!" I get their meaning, but I hope they aren't being literal.

I hope their work is more understanding and willing to extend them a little grace instead of immediately firing them for one bad suggestion.

For now, but in coming recession owning property will be an impossible dream, but collecting all of the stars as Luigi will be the highest feat any working person may attain in this lifetime.

Know that at 25 I did get Luigi and got all of the stars with him as well.

Compare your accomplishments to mine and die of despair!