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chrish2122.bsky.social
Oklahoma Brandtbert
@chrish2122.bsky.social
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Please Abraham, I’m not that man. Just shootin’ the skeet. Oracle of Oklahoma 3rd Amendment Lover Founder of the BringBackthePack movement
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · Feb 24
I’ve been blocked on Twitter by the deputy fbi director for repeatedly asking if he’ll be my Dad Bongino.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · Feb 24
Trump just announced Fox host Dan Bongino as his pick for deputy FBI director.

Yes. Dan Bongino.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 4h
Megan McCain was on that show for 25 years. 😂
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Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.
CBS News' new boss once auditioned for 'The View' — and 'wasn't invited back': report
Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report. Variety reported on Tuesday that Weiss auditioned for "The View" when host Me...
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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 5h
portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 1d
Idea, we scrounge up some cash and just film Mack Brown watching UNC games. It can be either with or without his knowledge. Both will be good tbh.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
😂
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
This could possibly be slander against Sixtus IV. I have no clue if he was stinky or not. I assume he was.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h
Stinkiest pope since Sixtus IV.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
For some reason i thought that was Iowa. Which doesn’t make sense cause M Night makes all his movies in Philly or Pittsburgh or central Pennsylvania apparently. 😂
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 7h
Steve!
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
No it counts. Probably where I’m getting my hellscape imaginary from.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
I love Howard’s first point of the Shinn Hornets but I would suggest that had the Hornets never moved to NO, then they would have never been in OKC for the year and a half. So then OKC never has the opportunity to show it’s a big league city and never gets a team. 😮
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
Hell yeah! That’s awesome
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
But I, unlike these freaks, knew I was the weird one. I knew that all that shit wasn’t right. And i eventually grew up and didn’t have to go anymore.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
I didn’t know I was weird till I was like 13 and went to a Baptist church with my buddies. The shame I felt. Where was the speaking in tongues? Where was the talk of hellfire and brimstone?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
As a raised Pentecostal who went to Wednesday, and both Sunday services for years in Haskell Oklahoma this is wildly accurate.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
What if bill just NCNS the next game. Would that be the best thing ever?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
Featuring JorDon.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
One of them places you want to see for the creep factor and then immediately get to civilization.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
I can’t believe he made it to the first game tbh.
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Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 9h
Belichick's communication with his staff in the past two weeks has been described as "weird" and "distant" by multiple members of UNC's coaching staff. Multiple coaches were unable to get hold of him during UNC's bye week
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 8h
Goddamn it. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h
Am I the only one who pronounces it JorDon? I don’t think she pronounces it that what but I feel like she would?
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h
Of course I pick the location of one of the most famous horror movies ever made.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h
This is how I want to die. Watching Jordon calling the D.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h
Doesn’t necessarily need to be Amish. I understand they are prominent there. Well shit, I guess Jerry Sandusky prowled central Pennsylvania for 40 years. Good enough i suppose.
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Oklahoma Brandtbert @chrish2122.bsky.social · 9h
Are there any horror movies set in central Pennsylvania? Seems godawful enough to make for a great location of a horror movie franchise.
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