Chris Hanney
@chrishanney.bsky.social
Incredibly old in Internet Years. He/him.
I'd go further - the team that comes closest to making the playoffs but misses should get the #1 pick, and it should go down until the worst team gets the 16th pick or whatever, then you start from the bottom up with the playoff teams.
December 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'd go further - the team that comes closest to making the playoffs but misses should get the #1 pick, and it should go down until the worst team gets the 16th pick or whatever, then you start from the bottom up with the playoff teams.
"O Lord, make me chaste, but not yet!"
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"O Lord, make me chaste, but not yet!"
It's a lock to succeed.
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's a lock to succeed.
This is a phenomenal power move by the seller. I'm so glad this happened.
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is a phenomenal power move by the seller. I'm so glad this happened.
Librewolf correctly identifying that when you aren't sure what to call your product, adding a "wolf" in there makes it approximately 3x better.
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Librewolf correctly identifying that when you aren't sure what to call your product, adding a "wolf" in there makes it approximately 3x better.
Tomlin needs to knock the Ravens off so they fire Harbaugh and he can go to Baltimore. His only path to having a good QB!
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tomlin needs to knock the Ravens off so they fire Harbaugh and he can go to Baltimore. His only path to having a good QB!
How else am I going to know it took you 12 hours to get through the first act and then give up?
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How else am I going to know it took you 12 hours to get through the first act and then give up?
X-Files pulled off the unusual feet of jumping the shark itself, but within it, having the Lone Gunmen perform their own mini shark-jumping (I'm not counting the spinoff of which, the less said, the better).
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
X-Files pulled off the unusual feet of jumping the shark itself, but within it, having the Lone Gunmen perform their own mini shark-jumping (I'm not counting the spinoff of which, the less said, the better).
Someone wanted to make -very- sure this never happened again.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Someone wanted to make -very- sure this never happened again.
The wanting is where the pain lies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The wanting is where the pain lies.
I see your confusion. I'm here to help. Opinions on opinions on pie (what I did) > Epstein files > opinions on pie. Glad I could clear that up!
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I see your confusion. I'm here to help. Opinions on opinions on pie (what I did) > Epstein files > opinions on pie. Glad I could clear that up!
On the one hand, I'm bummed my hometown team stinks. On the other hand, maybe this is a sign that the world is beginning to heal.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
On the one hand, I'm bummed my hometown team stinks. On the other hand, maybe this is a sign that the world is beginning to heal.
I like the ambiguity. I would love for someone to bring me a miserable pile of secrets.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I like the ambiguity. I would love for someone to bring me a miserable pile of secrets.
Look he can either have friends or Win the Internet and he's made his choice.
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Look he can either have friends or Win the Internet and he's made his choice.
I'm too tired to think right now, but like, a good RPG set during the Cardassian occupation would be lit. Maquis, Bajorans, Starfleet, I'm sure the Romulans are somewhere in there on the margins. I don't even know what POV would be best they're all enticing.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm too tired to think right now, but like, a good RPG set during the Cardassian occupation would be lit. Maquis, Bajorans, Starfleet, I'm sure the Romulans are somewhere in there on the margins. I don't even know what POV would be best they're all enticing.
Okay, but the one I'm not giving up is "as a Hater..."
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Okay, but the one I'm not giving up is "as a Hater..."
I might be the world record holder for selecting "Neither agree nor disagree"
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I might be the world record holder for selecting "Neither agree nor disagree"
The problem with any rating other than 3 is it suggests I care about the thing - when mostly I'm just mad that someone asked me to rate the thing in the first place. Everyone should have fewer opinions is my old man stance.
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The problem with any rating other than 3 is it suggests I care about the thing - when mostly I'm just mad that someone asked me to rate the thing in the first place. Everyone should have fewer opinions is my old man stance.
Funnily enough folks who assert that men are "naturally violent" or "can't control themselves" also manage to assert that men should be in charge, when these characteristics would seem to be disqualifying.
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Funnily enough folks who assert that men are "naturally violent" or "can't control themselves" also manage to assert that men should be in charge, when these characteristics would seem to be disqualifying.
"You know too much."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"You know too much."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
"I don't know anything at all!"
"See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
The real question is why did you even open your inbox after lunchtime? You always want "Sorry I didn't see it until this morning" in your back pocket come next week.
November 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The real question is why did you even open your inbox after lunchtime? You always want "Sorry I didn't see it until this morning" in your back pocket come next week.