Chris Hatfield
@chrishatfield.bsky.social
Professional disappointment @loveaxe
abolitionist
abolitionist
I firmly believe consumer technology peaked here
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I firmly believe consumer technology peaked here
mfw gordon wood shows up in the ken burns documentary
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
mfw gordon wood shows up in the ken burns documentary
what an incredible missed branding opportunity not to call the one on the right Poopytime Tea. or Intestinal Seasonings
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
what an incredible missed branding opportunity not to call the one on the right Poopytime Tea. or Intestinal Seasonings
Look at this trove
treasures untold
how many wonders can one bunghole hold?
treasures untold
how many wonders can one bunghole hold?
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Look at this trove
treasures untold
how many wonders can one bunghole hold?
treasures untold
how many wonders can one bunghole hold?
Happy THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY to an absolutely gigantic part of my musical DNA
September 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Happy THIRTIETH BIRTHDAY to an absolutely gigantic part of my musical DNA
[Bell tolling]
September 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
[Bell tolling]
@libbyhill.bsky.social and @emilystjams.bsky.social I feel like this post was made for you
August 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@libbyhill.bsky.social and @emilystjams.bsky.social I feel like this post was made for you
I don't know but this is supposed to be Derrick Rose
August 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I don't know but this is supposed to be Derrick Rose
This was my third attempt at names and photos of the last 15 NBA MVP winners. This last round I specified a 3x5 grid PER CHATGPT'S SUGGESTION
August 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This was my third attempt at names and photos of the last 15 NBA MVP winners. This last round I specified a 3x5 grid PER CHATGPT'S SUGGESTION
Sorry Dylan but I don’t think you’re ready to keep my dog alive
July 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sorry Dylan but I don’t think you’re ready to keep my dog alive
I've always wondered what it's like to not actually believe in anything
June 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I've always wondered what it's like to not actually believe in anything
"He's a flight risk! The guy we tried to banish from the country might try to leave the country!" what a crock of shit
June 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"He's a flight risk! The guy we tried to banish from the country might try to leave the country!" what a crock of shit
[Warren Zevon voice 🎶]
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
[Warren Zevon voice 🎶]
When you took sex ed from RFK
May 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
When you took sex ed from RFK
🎶🎵🎸[DROPS OF JUPITER VOICE]
March 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
🎶🎵🎸[DROPS OF JUPITER VOICE]
Post a VHS cover that scared you as a kid
January 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Post a VHS cover that scared you as a kid