Chris L
@chrislynn84.bsky.social
This week-plus long Vegas trip had a real theme.
September 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This week-plus long Vegas trip had a real theme.
I always enjoy the brief mentions of Vegas when they pop up on 80’s-era episodes of The Price is Right.
July 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I always enjoy the brief mentions of Vegas when they pop up on 80’s-era episodes of The Price is Right.
There are days I have actual songs stuck in my head. And then there’s days it’s just this.
a cartoon character in a devil costume is standing in front of a grave
ALT: a cartoon character in a devil costume is standing in front of a grave
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June 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
There are days I have actual songs stuck in my head. And then there’s days it’s just this.
I think I’ll take a pass on the butter chicken.
June 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I think I’ll take a pass on the butter chicken.
It would have been more appropriate if the bird they brought to the gay bar was a cockatoo.
May 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It would have been more appropriate if the bird they brought to the gay bar was a cockatoo.
I would like to see/know two things:
1. The job description for the Senior Vatican Analyst role.
2. Who the Junior Vatican Analyst is.
1. The job description for the Senior Vatican Analyst role.
2. Who the Junior Vatican Analyst is.
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I would like to see/know two things:
1. The job description for the Senior Vatican Analyst role.
2. Who the Junior Vatican Analyst is.
1. The job description for the Senior Vatican Analyst role.
2. Who the Junior Vatican Analyst is.
Few things make me happier than booking a Vegas trip. One thing that’s better is booking two Vegas trips.
April 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Few things make me happier than booking a Vegas trip. One thing that’s better is booking two Vegas trips.
It’s been 5 years since Oliver and Mia were adopted into our lives. What goofballs.
April 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s been 5 years since Oliver and Mia were adopted into our lives. What goofballs.
Well I guess I can cross off “Seeing a drag queen performing Macarena” off a list I didn’t know I was keeping.
March 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Well I guess I can cross off “Seeing a drag queen performing Macarena” off a list I didn’t know I was keeping.
My flight was so turbulent that I almost became one of those people that applaud when the plane lands. Then I remembered who I am and just picked music that if I died listening to I wouldn’t be mad.
March 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My flight was so turbulent that I almost became one of those people that applaud when the plane lands. Then I remembered who I am and just picked music that if I died listening to I wouldn’t be mad.
Today’s activities included filing my parents’ taxes, doing tech support to make their new printer work, setting up their RMDs, and assembling my sister’s bed. I think this entitles me to get turnt up at da clurb tonight.
March 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today’s activities included filing my parents’ taxes, doing tech support to make their new printer work, setting up their RMDs, and assembling my sister’s bed. I think this entitles me to get turnt up at da clurb tonight.
It is perfectly ok to not watch this address to a joint session of Congress tonight or be on social media looking for reactions. I may just go get buzzed at karaoke and recover from the hour of squats I just did at CrossFit.
March 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It is perfectly ok to not watch this address to a joint session of Congress tonight or be on social media looking for reactions. I may just go get buzzed at karaoke and recover from the hour of squats I just did at CrossFit.
My partner and I this afternoon, after he got my flowers since he is out of town.
February 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My partner and I this afternoon, after he got my flowers since he is out of town.
It is amazing how many people messaged me to made sure I knew about this. And yes, I already have Google flight alerts set.
February 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It is amazing how many people messaged me to made sure I knew about this. And yes, I already have Google flight alerts set.
After an hour of doing squats the other day I am about to face my mortal enemy: a third floor walk-up building.
February 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
After an hour of doing squats the other day I am about to face my mortal enemy: a third floor walk-up building.
I am starting CrossFit tomorrow. I at least hope this Kool-Aid they make me drink is a good flavor.
February 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I am starting CrossFit tomorrow. I at least hope this Kool-Aid they make me drink is a good flavor.
Just signed up for CrossFit. When they asked for my goals, I said, “To remain stronger than my partner.” He was standing next to me when I said that.
February 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Just signed up for CrossFit. When they asked for my goals, I said, “To remain stronger than my partner.” He was standing next to me when I said that.
I may be resembling this sign on vacation.
January 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I may be resembling this sign on vacation.
Hola Saint Thomas, USVI.
January 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hola Saint Thomas, USVI.
Like any good Washingtonian, I am getting the fuck out of town for the inauguration. Adios mainland.
January 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Like any good Washingtonian, I am getting the fuck out of town for the inauguration. Adios mainland.
Me reacting to what my sister accurately described as “disrespectful ass weather.”
a cartoon character is holding a thermometer that says cool warm hot on it .
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a thermometer that says cool warm hot on it .
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January 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Me reacting to what my sister accurately described as “disrespectful ass weather.”
Pretty sure I bullied my way to a bar seat at Bardot from some dude-bros. No qualms about it.
December 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Pretty sure I bullied my way to a bar seat at Bardot from some dude-bros. No qualms about it.
Staff at the Cosmo (at Chandy and Henry) is greeting me by name and asking where I’ve been. This is some kind of sign….
December 28, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Staff at the Cosmo (at Chandy and Henry) is greeting me by name and asking where I’ve been. This is some kind of sign….
Something that always holds true at No Scrubs: When Ginuwine’s Pony comes on, the place gets extremely horny.
December 22, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Something that always holds true at No Scrubs: When Ginuwine’s Pony comes on, the place gets extremely horny.