What’s funny is that for every one common storytelling convention they notice and complain about there are at least ten others they’re not aware of and absolutely love.

High-flying, currency stan DB Cooper.

I would bet my mortgage that guy said “boy.”

Ruby Freeman and Shay Moss say hello.

I think she’s just a true believer. She really believes in Jewish Space Lasers. She really believes in “America First.” She doesn’t know it’s all a grift.

That true belief is now bumping up against the reality that Trumpism has no coherent internal logic. But she is trying to find some.

Back in college we had a buddy who misheard this lyric as referring to someone named “Hawaka”, who had just killed a man. I’ve never been able to hear it the correct way since.

As a lifelong Lions fan, I’m doing my best to pretend this isn’t happening. You’re not helping.

Yeah, “We should only be mad about one thing!” has never made a single bit of sense to me.

Maybe I have anger issues, but… I mean… I have a prrrrrretty big bandwidth for being pissed off. I can stomp and gnash gum at the same time. It’s not hard.