Chris P
@chrispatte1.bsky.social
High school theater and film teacher in Dallas, TX. Bucs, Ole Miss, FC Dallas, etc.
Too dead behind the eyes to fit the part
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Too dead behind the eyes to fit the part
Can we get an update
January 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Can we get an update
lol trust me, most Bucs fans know we aren’t good and have barely skated by on a weak division
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
lol trust me, most Bucs fans know we aren’t good and have barely skated by on a weak division
I teach drama at at a pretty sports obsessed all-boys high school, and it can be difficult to get kids interested in theater due to stereotypes or whatever, and I point at things like this and want to scream “you guys do performance stuff all the time!!!! So many of you would be good at it!!”
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I teach drama at at a pretty sports obsessed all-boys high school, and it can be difficult to get kids interested in theater due to stereotypes or whatever, and I point at things like this and want to scream “you guys do performance stuff all the time!!!! So many of you would be good at it!!”
You’re cool too, buddy. Thankful for your soccer insights.
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You’re cool too, buddy. Thankful for your soccer insights.
We can agree that Texas largely sucks without being hyperbolic. Most of the neighborhoods in Dallas proper have a mature tree canopy, and DFW is home to the largest urban hardwood forest in the US.
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We can agree that Texas largely sucks without being hyperbolic. Most of the neighborhoods in Dallas proper have a mature tree canopy, and DFW is home to the largest urban hardwood forest in the US.
like that will take 20 minutes
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
like that will take 20 minutes
just feel like football completely dominates that Thursday-Sunday stretch
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
just feel like football completely dominates that Thursday-Sunday stretch
honestly not a lot of good options. not much between August-December that isn't already associated with football.
Kickoff for the second half of the season right after the Super Bowl?
March = college basketball
Maybe Easter weekend for first round of playoffs?
Kickoff for the second half of the season right after the Super Bowl?
March = college basketball
Maybe Easter weekend for first round of playoffs?
November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
honestly not a lot of good options. not much between August-December that isn't already associated with football.
Kickoff for the second half of the season right after the Super Bowl?
March = college basketball
Maybe Easter weekend for first round of playoffs?
Kickoff for the second half of the season right after the Super Bowl?
March = college basketball
Maybe Easter weekend for first round of playoffs?
Not limited to sports either - all branding and design has been flattened to have no personality.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Not limited to sports either - all branding and design has been flattened to have no personality.
The most Sisyphean chore. Especially with kids.
October 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The most Sisyphean chore. Especially with kids.
And then it’s like 12 AM and the two year old will be up in like 5 hours. Pain.
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
And then it’s like 12 AM and the two year old will be up in like 5 hours. Pain.
I am glad this discourse has migrated to Bluesky.
August 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I am glad this discourse has migrated to Bluesky.
I saw Superbad the summer before my senior year with my best buds. Perfect time to see that movie.
Also Get Out as the token white guy in a mostly black crowd in New Orleans.
Also Get Out as the token white guy in a mostly black crowd in New Orleans.
August 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I saw Superbad the summer before my senior year with my best buds. Perfect time to see that movie.
Also Get Out as the token white guy in a mostly black crowd in New Orleans.
Also Get Out as the token white guy in a mostly black crowd in New Orleans.
Chris. Jack Jewsbury!
July 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Chris. Jack Jewsbury!
Every team should go back to wearing what they wore in 1993 and be done with it.
July 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Every team should go back to wearing what they wore in 1993 and be done with it.
Eh, I don’t think people thought they were ugly, it’s just that they were always associated with the team being terrible.
July 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Eh, I don’t think people thought they were ugly, it’s just that they were always associated with the team being terrible.
Taught an At of Film summer school class to high schoolers this month and showed The Matrix on Monday. The number of them that were like, “yeah fuck that, I’d take the blue pill” made me laugh
June 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Taught an At of Film summer school class to high schoolers this month and showed The Matrix on Monday. The number of them that were like, “yeah fuck that, I’d take the blue pill” made me laugh
I actually hope AI wrote this and not an actual human being.
May 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I actually hope AI wrote this and not an actual human being.
I now know what Ventusky is
May 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I now know what Ventusky is
SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, BRO
May 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, BRO