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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Aug 30

If you’re hankering for Saturday evening frivolity at #PAXWest, please join me, Mike Krahulik, Jerry Holkins, and the rest of the #AcqInc cast for the latest #DnD live game! The fun starts at 7 PM (rather than the usual 8 PM time), so don’t be late. [This show features adults using adult language.]

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Aug 21

I look forward to seeing some of you next week at #PAXWest in Seattle! I’ll be the guy behind the DM screen at the #AcqInc live game. I haven’t seen my costume yet, but I’m told it’s appropriately ridiculous.

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Aug 12

I saw this hanging precariously above a doorway and, me being me, thought death by EXIT sign would be a pretty funny way to go.

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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · Aug 2

Hey Gang! I could not be more thrilled to step behind the screen for Campaign 4 of Critical Role, and cannot wait to share all the amazing things me and this incredible team have been cooking up for you! 🐲⚔️🔮

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jul 15

Milo, my space dog, created by @spacejunkz.bsky.social

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jul 13

Superman was FUUUUUNNNNN!

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jul 8

I got my summer/fall convention schedule sorted out.

I’ll be at Gen Con, PAX West, and Gamehole Con. If you see me, don’t be afraid to say “Hi,” “FU,” “Green Flame!” or whatever else springs to mind.

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jul 8

The D&D adventure anthology #DragonDelves releases today. Ten adventures, ten dragons, and some trippy art! It was, for me, a particularly fun project to work on. Thanks to all the amazing artists, art directors, writers, editors, graphic designers, etc. who worked on it.

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jul 7

Robot car has quite the attitude tonight:

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jun 16

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Welcoming Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford to Our Team! – Darrington Press

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jun 11

Got a new satellite dish. Only gets animal channels.

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · May 11

#AcqInc live on stage at #PAXEast was a blast. I’m honored to have such a splendid group of players (Jerry, Jasmine, Xavier, Anna, and Ify) and a first-rate production crew. Bravo, y’all. Now come the sleeps. 💤

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Penny Arcade @pennyarcade.bsky.social · May 1

Acquisitions Incorporated is BACK at #PAXEast 2025!

Join us LIVE at the Main Theatre or on Twitch on Saturday, May 10th at 8:30pm ET, with DM Chris Perkins, Jerry Holkins, Jasmine Bhullar, Anna Prosser and WWE Superstar Xavier Woods! #acqinc

Acquisitions Incorporated Boston
Live at PAX East Main Theatre
Saturday, May 10th 8:30pm ET
twitch.tv/PAX

Featuring: Chris Perkins as the Dungeon Master
Jerry Holkins as Omin Dran
Jasmine Bhullar as Certainty Dran
Anna Prosser as Evelyn Marthain
and WWE Superstar Xavier Woods as Bobbie Zimmeruski

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Apr 4

Today I retire from Wizards of the Coast after 28 years. With D&D’s 50th anniversary wrapping up and the revised rulebooks doing gangbusters, this is the perfect fairytale ending for me. I can’t wait to enjoy D&D purely as a fan again, knowing the game is in good hands. See you in the Feywild!

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Apr 2

Apropos of nothing, Elon Musk holds the Guinness World Record for the largest loss of personal fortune in history: ~182 billion US. No one else is close.

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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · Apr 1

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Mar 27

My life is rife
With passwords
My brain can’t contain

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Mar 23

Yippie-ki-yay, motherf***ers!

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Feb 13

Amazing cakes for the D&D rulebook wrap party! 🎉

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Feb 8

#Severance S2E4, “Woe’s Hollow,” was mind-boggling and creepy in the most Lynchian way. Ben Stiller is such a gifted director. John Turturro is sublime.

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Feb 8

After many years, I finally rewatched The Last Unicorn. The movie’s vocal talent alone is amazing—Mia Farrow, Angela Lansbury, Christopher Lee, Jeff Bridges, René Auberjonois, etc.—but the commentary track with Peter Beagle was an added delight.

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Stan! (accepting commissions) @stannex.bsky.social · Feb 5

Today's guest on 50 Years in the Dungeon will be none other than @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social. Hope you can join us in the live chatroom (6pm Pacific).

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Feb 2

It was a joy to present 4E versions of the “G” series modules. Given the time involved, I had no plans to update the other adventures, although I’m quite fond of them as well. #dnd

d20play @d20play.bsky.social · Feb 2

I loved the work you did in Dungeon 197-200 on Against the Giants for 4E @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social! Were there ever plans to do a similar treatment for Descent into the Depths of the Earth through Queen of the Demonweb Pits?

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jan 31

Mood.

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Christopher Perkins @chrisperkinsdnd.bsky.social · Jan 16

RIP David Lynch. What a journey.

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