Chris Pine
chrispine.bsky.social
Chris Pine
@chrispine.bsky.social
Not the name stealing, awesome beard growing, talented, good fashion sense, bookstore shopping attractive one.
This guy, 100%, has spent a lot of time trying to suck his own dick.
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I gotta go Frankenberry at the 5
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
This is what it is all about. Not immigration but Trump's deranged conviction that he should have won Minnesota three times. He and the DOJ want the voter rolls.

How many other states where ICE and DHS are invading have refused to turn over the rolls?
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I think there's an old book about this.
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Yale catching strays!
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Sure!
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I love that the guys who rally against participation trophies as ruining a generation are also the same who whine like little babies when they lose.
January 14, 2026 at 2:40 AM
All those people in the media who could diagnose Biden from a second hand story they heard or a 12 second video clip they watched like they were some kind of dementia sherlock are suddenly unable to speak I guess.
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
obligatory
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
gotta be
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
"Look, sure, a woman is dead but I also got emails, so who is to say what happened? Certainly not me, a journalist."
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I'm leaning towards him taking the medal, not backing her, and never talking to her again.
January 9, 2026 at 12:03 PM
"A woman is dead, but I also got some emails, so who knows? It's not my job as a journalist to say what the truth is. But I believe that children are the future...."
January 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Val-ley Girl. His name is right there.
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I'd like to have about 500 AOCs running this country.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
We're being governed by the manosphere.
January 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
January 5, 2026 at 7:53 PM
This is torches and pitchforks kind of stuff. Like, people marching into the square demanding accountability.

The fact that we aren't getting a peep from any media or politicians is, frankly, insane.
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm probably

Raiders
Last Crusade
Crystal Skull (I really don't think it's that bad)
Dial of Destiny
Temple of Doom
December 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I love that he decided not to have an English accent.
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Romney doing a whole Theon Greyjoy arc.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM