I wanted to like Fantastic Four: First Steps, but there weren't as many pee jokes as in Aquaman 2

In the new Jurassic World movie, we can all agree we want a fully CG Jimmy Buffett running away from dinosaurs with at least one more margarita stuffed in his arms than the last time, right?

Now that I'm a father, I need to stop using the microwave for midnight snacks in the kitchen.

It's time to grow up and haul it down to the basement so I can continue to feed my insatiable hunger.

Just spent 15 minutes at customer service to get a refund of $2.11. Apparently grocery stores will do anything up to fistfighting to get every dollar