Every day I ask “why post gym thirst trap, if everyone is quenched” and yet post anyway.

Your real age is 70 minus the number of artists you recognize at Coachella this year

Holiday season is nice because you can be overly generous and no one bats an eye; but if I am overly nice on April 6th at 9:00am people think I’m planning the end of my life

ASMR audio but it’s an old guy blaring a incredibly loud video in the men’s locker room