Apparently it’s a thing in the US that you just get paper plates and eat off them and throw them out because people don’t like to do dishes

My father had many falls. He thought he just needed to try harder and he was going to prove them wrong (he was also heavily medicated for his pain)

Eventually she WILL dial triple oh on the nurses because they're trying to rob her. That might be a signal to take away her phone privileges

She will not wear it. She will say she will wear it and then take it off because she doesn't know why she has it. My father used to store his in the bedpost at night. Many falls, pressure mats, floor mats, he defeated them all

Don’t forget to pick up a wacky statue on the way out (and try the black sticky rice!)

Sometimes they just like to watch the world burn…

And LinkedIn posts…on the other hand, I’m loving the new copilot functionality that turns my cold heartless emails into warm friendly reminders of all the things that make us special to each other, such as our shared interest in task 96 of the project Gantt and it’s due date.

Nurse! Nurse! Grandpa’s on the loose again!

Adopt don’t shop”…what am I saying?! support SWerkers! “Adopt AND shop!”

I’m shocked! This is shocking news!

Thank you for your service to the Mo’😏

“India must pay for her occupation”

What’s he done now…(picks up the Age) oh dear🙄