Chrissie Rohrman
@chrissierawrman.bsky.social
I write things and trip over my own feet. A lot.
It’s been too long since I finished a short for a comp. Really proud of what I did today. #writingbattle
April 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It’s been too long since I finished a short for a comp. Really proud of what I did today. #writingbattle
How are you, as an adult, in a company meeting without a pen and without turning your phone to silent?
April 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
How are you, as an adult, in a company meeting without a pen and without turning your phone to silent?
Just discovered my husband has never seen Zoolander so guess what we’re now doing.
a group of men are sitting in a car and one of them is holding a drink .
ALT: a group of men are sitting in a car and one of them is holding a drink .
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April 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just discovered my husband has never seen Zoolander so guess what we’re now doing.
Basement flooded last night. The joys of home ownership.
a baby girl is sitting on a couch and crying .
ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch and crying .
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April 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Basement flooded last night. The joys of home ownership.
I bought new notebooks today. That means I’m going to get some writing done, right?
Right???
Right???
April 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I bought new notebooks today. That means I’m going to get some writing done, right?
Right???
Right???
We’re in the basement with a book, the puppies, and a bottle of wine while the tornado sirens are blaring.
April 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We’re in the basement with a book, the puppies, and a bottle of wine while the tornado sirens are blaring.
If you take a call on speakerphone around me you are inviting me to participate.
March 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you take a call on speakerphone around me you are inviting me to participate.
My dumb ass to the eight-year-old: yeah let’s play Phasmophobia right before bed.
March 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My dumb ass to the eight-year-old: yeah let’s play Phasmophobia right before bed.
“She’d spent the better part of her life being called difficult just for doing what the men did.”
New fave line. Thanks, Pam Jenoff
New fave line. Thanks, Pam Jenoff
March 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“She’d spent the better part of her life being called difficult just for doing what the men did.”
New fave line. Thanks, Pam Jenoff
New fave line. Thanks, Pam Jenoff
An incredibly high percentage of people is unaware of how loudly they eat.
a close up of a woman in a lab coat crying
ALT: a close up of a woman in a lab coat crying
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February 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
An incredibly high percentage of people is unaware of how loudly they eat.
I strive to think only kind thoughts about people, but my god those of you who whistle in public places REALLY try my patience.
a woman is sitting in a crowd of people with her mouth open and the words `` i hate it ! ''
ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people with her mouth open and the words `` i hate it ! ''
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February 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I strive to think only kind thoughts about people, but my god those of you who whistle in public places REALLY try my patience.
I made an art today!
February 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I made an art today!
Reposted by Chrissie Rohrman
Just watched the SNL musical special (there’s been so much wine, don’t ask me to name it properly) and it was INSANE.
February 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just watched the SNL musical special (there’s been so much wine, don’t ask me to name it properly) and it was INSANE.
I was so distracted by the fact Kendrick Lamar was wearing the same jeans I did in high school.
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was so distracted by the fact Kendrick Lamar was wearing the same jeans I did in high school.
My creativity has hit an all-time slump.
a man from schitt 's creek says " i 'm feeling this "
ALT: a man from schitt 's creek says " i 'm feeling this "
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February 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My creativity has hit an all-time slump.
A Buffy reboot might be the sliver of hope I need to get me through.
a woman sitting on a couch with her hand on her mouth
ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with her hand on her mouth
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February 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A Buffy reboot might be the sliver of hope I need to get me through.
Raise your hand if this has been the longest week evar.
a woman in a black and white dress is waving her hand and says `` right here '' .
ALT: a woman in a black and white dress is waving her hand and says `` right here '' .
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January 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Raise your hand if this has been the longest week evar.
Is there enough alcohol in my house to get me through tomorrow?
January 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is there enough alcohol in my house to get me through tomorrow?
So much dread in me right now. How did we end up right. Back. Here.
a woman with her eyes closed says i 'm having nightmares on a netflix ad
ALT: a woman with her eyes closed says i 'm having nightmares on a netflix ad
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January 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So much dread in me right now. How did we end up right. Back. Here.
Starting book #6 of 2025. #amreading
January 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Starting book #6 of 2025. #amreading
I wrote new words today for the first time in…probably MONTHS.
a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face ..
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a laptop and making a funny face ..
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January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I wrote new words today for the first time in…probably MONTHS.
Morning coffee in my favorite mug.
January 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Morning coffee in my favorite mug.
When you haven’t quicksaved in ages so now you have to fight 4 ghost doggos because of your sticky fingers.
a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon .
ALT: a woman is crying while holding a cup of ice cream and a spoon .
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December 30, 2024 at 10:08 PM
When you haven’t quicksaved in ages so now you have to fight 4 ghost doggos because of your sticky fingers.
I have submitted a total of 1 story for publication in 2024. But look out, 2025. I’m coming for ya.
December 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
I have submitted a total of 1 story for publication in 2024. But look out, 2025. I’m coming for ya.