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Christopher Swartout
@chrisswartout.bsky.social
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DGA 1st AD on many movies & TV shows you may have seen, and many you did not. Lifelong Cle Guardians & Ipswich Town fan. I once directed People's Sexiest Man Alive.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · Mar 3
My band Loaded has released our first album in 19 years today. Take a listen! Available on all your favorite music streaming platforms. Here is a Spotify link.
Start Again
Loaded · Album · 2025 · 10 songs
open.spotify.com
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 27m
Stock up on Yorkshire Gold while you're there.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 49m
Was that hashtag intentional?
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 9h
Ice cold and perfect
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 9h
Amen brother.
Spike Lee sad Asshole Yankee fan sad Bereft Yankee fan Yankee fan has given up
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 9h
O Canada!
Our home & native land True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
X2.
Anxious Yankee fan Nervous Yankee fans
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 10h
Adding to the pile.
Sad spike Lee at the Yankee game
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 10h
4-1 now. So good.
Upset Yankee fan
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 10h
This is giving me life.
Angry Yankee fan Sad Yankee fan Despondent Yankee fan
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 11h
That error was “Jazz hands”
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 11h
Is that critical Yankee error “Jazz hands?”
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 11h
With a little Jazz hands.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 11h
Yankees suck
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 14h
I'll help foot the bill for that!
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t like being pedantic. But thought it was worth sharing with you. 👍🏻
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 17h
"Claus" but otherwise, great
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 20h
Sure. I like that it focuses on a specific moment in his life, instead of going for the lifetime hagiography thing. The director has done good work on music movies before, so that is a plus.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 20h
Yes. I befriended Rosanne Cash on Twitter because she was a big fan of Nurse Jackie, a show I worked on. I inviter her and New Yorker critic Nancy Franklin to set for a meet and greet. That was a fun day for everyone.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 21h
A young man was killed last week in Great Barrington MA after hitting a moose with his motorcycle. Sad story.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 23h
I heard some of his victims were going to be in DC today.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 1d
I got my Kia e-Niro in 2020 and that was the great revelation to me. Tires, brakes, a few fluids. That's pretty much it.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 1d
Trudy has been staring at this finch for 10 minutes.
Cat staring at a bird on a window feeder
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 1d
I think that focusing on a specific period of time (like the Dylan movie) is somewhat promising. That director also has done music pictures before so I am hopeful.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
I felt odd while jogging 19 years ago (at age 42) and went to ER. Failed a stress test. Never had a heart attack but now i have stents. And now at age 61, in the best shape i have been in in 20 years. Jason, you are correct. Go in for checkups, and listen to your body. Glad you're well!
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
I had no other choice but to keep going. I left Florida and there was no way I was going back there. And I had the greatest mentors. It all worked out. And now I may retire.
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Christopher Swartout @chrisswartout.bsky.social · 2d
The only operation more important for this Guardians fan is “Operation Fuck the Yankees”.
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