Chris
@chrissybee.bsky.social
Emotional support dog.
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Emotional support dog.
If only there were signs earlier.
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
If only there were signs earlier.
There's easier & more profitable ways to do a crime today.
October 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
There's easier & more profitable ways to do a crime today.
He has nightmares about these two.
September 28, 2025 at 10:21 AM
He has nightmares about these two.
Every day's a school day.
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every day's a school day.
My biggest issue with this.
April 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My biggest issue with this.
I know you don't smash but you should have asked him if he wanted to get jigglypuff.
March 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I know you don't smash but you should have asked him if he wanted to get jigglypuff.
Did he have the rhyorn?
March 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Did he have the rhyorn?
Did he have a weepinbell?
March 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Did he have a weepinbell?
This was in the eye last week. 👀
February 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This was in the eye last week. 👀
Is the little pot a vase for a flower (like the New Beetle)?
January 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is the little pot a vase for a flower (like the New Beetle)?
Well the accounts still there. It looks like I stopped posting in 2016 (real life was busy).
January 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Well the accounts still there. It looks like I stopped posting in 2016 (real life was busy).
They go great with bananas.
December 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM
They go great with bananas.
But their bread is round. 🤯
December 14, 2024 at 5:00 PM
But their bread is round. 🤯
Did you mean to write head gourd?
November 28, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Did you mean to write head gourd?