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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃

@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social

1.1K followers 2K following 4K posts

Probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. AMA: https://ngl.link/screenselkie. Creator of the Retro Tat Podcast, co-host of Baffled Old Women (both on long hiatus). WooooOooOoo.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 9h

Bloody hell! I don't even know what he's up to these days or whether he's actually a cool guy or not, but I'd automatically be starry eyed due to how large his presence loomed in my childhood. Have fun!

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 11h

Becoming a comedian and finding @harecomedy.bsky.social (plus a whole found family of great friends) is pretty good ❤️

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 22h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 11h

Also an excellent choice!

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 11h

...good?

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 12h

Love that erotic performers and findom queens are quoting me here when I was just referencing LAH and Taskmaster. Big love to you all, sex work is work 💪

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 13h

Give Alex a special cuddle. Excite Alex. Enable Alex to bite his duck [while tied to a chair in a hot pink suit and being sprayed with water]. I love you and I love my wife equally. I love my dog bed [this wasn't said on Taskmaster, he tweeted it]. Thumb! Thank you, Daddy.

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 13h

Have my top 5! Nothing particularly obscure here, I just love these guys.

5. Miss Piggy (✨icon✨)
4. Gonzo (I love him, whatever he is)
3. Kermit (unproblematic king 😍)
2. Swedish Chef (because herdagerd)
1. Beaker (precious anxious angel baby 🥺)

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 16h

Name your Fav Muppet.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 13h

Have you tried pitching a panel show to Dave?

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 14h

May we all make lucrative careers of being the silly little guys and massive perverts we are.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 14h

Alex is such an endlessly fascinating, weirdly wholesome little obvious pervert.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 14h

The lord can't help him now

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 14h

This outtake is absolutely fine.

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6.6K views · 195 reactions | Alex calls his wife 'Mum' which is fine and very normal. #outtake #taskmaster | Taskmaster

Alex calls his wife 'Mum' which is fine and very normal. #outtake #taskmaster.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 15h

#JusticeForBelishas

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 15h

Working from home and watching Con Air in my lunchbreak.

One of my favourite action movie tropes is The One Really Accomplished Actor Who's Acting Like He's In A Much Better Movie.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 16h

Why does no one talk about belisha beacons these days? They're still there. But when I was a kid I'm sure they were talked about more in conversations about road safety etc.

Are belisha beacons not *cool* anymore?

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 18h

I've heard snippets of it and the music and lyrics seem awesome!

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 18h

In more annoying news, I have Meryl Streep's song from the beginning of Death Becomes her firmly in my head today.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 18h

I don't talk about it much these days, but a fun fact about me is that I'm a bit witchy/woo woo. Last night I actually did some witchy business for the first time in ages. Little full moon thing out the back. Confused my next-door neighbour in the next garden, but it felt good.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 1d

So much to unpack.

1. Conventional Toilet Roll. Well, yes, until you told me so I'd assumed it was. Now I'm questioning it in a way that makes me existentially uncomfortable.

2. Advanced.

Advanced. What does that *mean*? In the context of toilet paper, what does that MEAN???

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 1d

I do not understand what they are trying to tell us about this toilet paper.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 1d

I do not understand what they are trying to tell us about this toilet paper.

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Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 1d

Poor little ugly truckling doesn't know it will grow up to be a graceful lorry 🥺

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 1d

Hard agree.

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 1d

Need a movie buddy who lives nearby but not so nearby that they have literally been in my womb.

Spooky Scaryshire 🎃 @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social · 1d

😂