Christttaaayyy
@christaaayyy.bsky.social
Attack librarian (lawyer). AuDHD. Gaylor. Unhinged at best. Fuck the patriarchy. Dum spiro spero. Forever to thee. The angel from your nightmare. Argumentative antithetical dream girl.
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes.
I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes.
Yall have your Spotify wrapped I am old and have my pandora wrap up (OG to now even!)
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Yall have your Spotify wrapped I am old and have my pandora wrap up (OG to now even!)
I have three brothers. I will 1000% vouch for this.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I have three brothers. I will 1000% vouch for this.
My most interacted include @merriam-webster.com and @britannica.com so I’m a lurker dork. On point. I feel seen.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My most interacted include @merriam-webster.com and @britannica.com so I’m a lurker dork. On point. I feel seen.
Sent my lawyer friend this meme and his response was: you’re not a pleaser, you’d do the opposite.
And I’m like awww who me? And it took years of recovery my dude
And I’m like awww who me? And it took years of recovery my dude
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sent my lawyer friend this meme and his response was: you’re not a pleaser, you’d do the opposite.
And I’m like awww who me? And it took years of recovery my dude
And I’m like awww who me? And it took years of recovery my dude
Organizing piles is the worst. But I think going for organized chaos sorta works but mostly brain dumping without context
And dude this popped on my insta feed and now my brain is rolling in the piles and laughing because connections all over but explaining it? Hahahaha yea no
And dude this popped on my insta feed and now my brain is rolling in the piles and laughing because connections all over but explaining it? Hahahaha yea no
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Organizing piles is the worst. But I think going for organized chaos sorta works but mostly brain dumping without context
And dude this popped on my insta feed and now my brain is rolling in the piles and laughing because connections all over but explaining it? Hahahaha yea no
And dude this popped on my insta feed and now my brain is rolling in the piles and laughing because connections all over but explaining it? Hahahaha yea no
I’m sorry Mr. Lyles but this is like the human definition of beige. The whole outfit matched hair, skin, eyes. It is bothering me entirely too much
(Not even the worst outfit but like. Beigeeee with a hint of blue. Defines the man?)
(Not even the worst outfit but like. Beigeeee with a hint of blue. Defines the man?)
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m sorry Mr. Lyles but this is like the human definition of beige. The whole outfit matched hair, skin, eyes. It is bothering me entirely too much
(Not even the worst outfit but like. Beigeeee with a hint of blue. Defines the man?)
(Not even the worst outfit but like. Beigeeee with a hint of blue. Defines the man?)
Find the broken star hole outside…
Yeaaa going with that.
Yeaaa going with that.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Find the broken star hole outside…
Yeaaa going with that.
Yeaaa going with that.
But yay for touching grass
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
But yay for touching grass
lol I’m mostly boring but the amount of curse words that made it is on point. Also sad plant is so small. I have too many plants for that.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
lol I’m mostly boring but the amount of curse words that made it is on point. Also sad plant is so small. I have too many plants for that.
This is satisfying. For many reasons. Numerology. I love 7. I love 12. I love multiples of 3. I’ll take it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is satisfying. For many reasons. Numerology. I love 7. I love 12. I love multiples of 3. I’ll take it.
What does it mean?!? (It’s a Bluesky thing that does most used I’ll find the link and post if wanted)
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What does it mean?!? (It’s a Bluesky thing that does most used I’ll find the link and post if wanted)
Never thought I’d be strapping crickets into a car seat, but here we are
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Never thought I’d be strapping crickets into a car seat, but here we are
I swear it’s swiftcraft. Manifesting an invite to the coven around a sorceress table
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I swear it’s swiftcraft. Manifesting an invite to the coven around a sorceress table
13 following me still
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
13 following me still
The plot thickens
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The plot thickens
Like literally had this thought yesterday thinking about the various layers of the song
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Like literally had this thought yesterday thinking about the various layers of the song
Hahahahaha this is getting out of hand universe
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hahahahaha this is getting out of hand universe
The gremlin and orange one in peace on my feet/legs. A place of serenity
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The gremlin and orange one in peace on my feet/legs. A place of serenity
He’s just a small cat. Who weighs prob 20 lbs
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He’s just a small cat. Who weighs prob 20 lbs
I’m sorry but how pretty is my bandito. He’s mid of a jerk sometimes but he’s just a baby (ignore the laundry I the background)
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I’m sorry but how pretty is my bandito. He’s mid of a jerk sometimes but he’s just a baby (ignore the laundry I the background)
Hahahahahaha I’m afraid. I mean if this means I get an invite to the coven I’m down
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hahahahahaha I’m afraid. I mean if this means I get an invite to the coven I’m down
Did T write this?
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Did T write this?
AGAIN?!! Ok this is getting weird. I love it
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
AGAIN?!! Ok this is getting weird. I love it
BLACK HOLES AND GRAVITY! DEATH OF A STAR. Omg britannica
November 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
BLACK HOLES AND GRAVITY! DEATH OF A STAR. Omg britannica