Chris the Bird
@christhebirb.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Chris! Thanks for stopping by!
🔷 Bavarian guy (he/him)
👽 Cosplayer
🛠️ Maker
🎨 Enthusiastic artist
💜 Proud aspec
🏳️🌈 Queer safe space
🚫 No AfD/Trumpism allowed here
🔷 Bavarian guy (he/him)
👽 Cosplayer
🛠️ Maker
🎨 Enthusiastic artist
💜 Proud aspec
🏳️🌈 Queer safe space
🚫 No AfD/Trumpism allowed here
Happy 3rd Advent!
"CHRISTMAS IS HERE!" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Happy 3rd Advent!
Bald könnten ALLE Chat-Nachrichten von den Behörden durchsucht werden – selbst ohne Verdacht! Das entscheiden *heute* die Minister*innen. Sag Nein zur Chatkontrolle! Jetzt unterzeichnen ✍️ weact.campact.de/petitions/ch...
Chatkontrolle stoppen!
Die EU-Kommission will Messenger-Dienste wie WhatsApp und Signal zwingen, alle privaten Nachrichten und Fotos in Echtzeit zu scannen. Angeblich zum Kinderschutz. In Wahrheit bedeutet die Chatkontrolle...
weact.campact.de
October 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Bald könnten ALLE Chat-Nachrichten von den Behörden durchsucht werden – selbst ohne Verdacht! Das entscheiden *heute* die Minister*innen. Sag Nein zur Chatkontrolle! Jetzt unterzeichnen ✍️ weact.campact.de/petitions/ch...
"If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox."
Thank you @eosandy.bsky.social for nailing the picture as always!
#zurichpopcon #cosplay #memecosplay #rickroll
Thank you @eosandy.bsky.social for nailing the picture as always!
#zurichpopcon #cosplay #memecosplay #rickroll
September 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up. However, in doing so, he lets you down. Thus creating the Astley Paradox."
Thank you @eosandy.bsky.social for nailing the picture as always!
#zurichpopcon #cosplay #memecosplay #rickroll
Thank you @eosandy.bsky.social for nailing the picture as always!
#zurichpopcon #cosplay #memecosplay #rickroll
Same thing applies for Instagram, y'know
Prominent folks:
Millions stay on Twitter because that's where they hear from you. That includes reporters.
YOU are giving Twitter viability and credibility.
If YOU leave, the people who want to hear from you will go where you are.
YOU are making the choice to keep others on Twitter.
Millions stay on Twitter because that's where they hear from you. That includes reporters.
YOU are giving Twitter viability and credibility.
If YOU leave, the people who want to hear from you will go where you are.
YOU are making the choice to keep others on Twitter.
September 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Same thing applies for Instagram, y'know
Me: Hey can you give me some instructions how to solder tiny SMD components
Chinese PCB Blogger: have this one made by AI
#aifail #whyiseverythingonfire
Source: ksnpcb.com/soldering-jo...
Chinese PCB Blogger: have this one made by AI
#aifail #whyiseverythingonfire
Source: ksnpcb.com/soldering-jo...
September 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me: Hey can you give me some instructions how to solder tiny SMD components
Chinese PCB Blogger: have this one made by AI
#aifail #whyiseverythingonfire
Source: ksnpcb.com/soldering-jo...
Chinese PCB Blogger: have this one made by AI
#aifail #whyiseverythingonfire
Source: ksnpcb.com/soldering-jo...
You can sit here, but please don't sit here
August 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You can sit here, but please don't sit here
Dieser Text enthält keine Information, außer der Information, dass er keine Information enthält.
July 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dieser Text enthält keine Information, außer der Information, dass er keine Information enthält.
In case you didn't know, I have a youtube channel.
Making Bob Ross as a POP! Custom, DIY Funko
YouTube video by CTB Videos
youtu.be
July 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
In case you didn't know, I have a youtube channel.
Man, I still love this song. It's actually more relevant than ever 😆
Get Off The Phone Song
YouTube video by Rhett & Link’s Wonderhole
youtu.be
July 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Man, I still love this song. It's actually more relevant than ever 😆
Ich weine 🤣
Photograph (of a Photograph) - Nickelback
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
June 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ich weine 🤣
TW: Bullying, Suicide
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Another example of how hate speech and bullying can break people until the pay the ultimate sacrifce. Yet, it's still downplayed by people who aren't affected. I hope you f**ktards are happy now.
Mikayla, thanks for all you did for the foxes. Hopefully your soul finds peace.
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Another example of how hate speech and bullying can break people until the pay the ultimate sacrifce. Yet, it's still downplayed by people who aren't affected. I hope you f**ktards are happy now.
Mikayla, thanks for all you did for the foxes. Hopefully your soul finds peace.
YouTube-Star Mikayla Raines (29) begeht Suizid nach Mobbing
Die YouTuberin Mikayla Raines ist im Alter von 29 Jahren verstorben. Laut ihrem Mann Ethan hat sie den Online-Hass nicht mehr ausgehalten.
www.promiflash.de
June 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
TW: Bullying, Suicide
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Another example of how hate speech and bullying can break people until the pay the ultimate sacrifce. Yet, it's still downplayed by people who aren't affected. I hope you f**ktards are happy now.
Mikayla, thanks for all you did for the foxes. Hopefully your soul finds peace.
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Another example of how hate speech and bullying can break people until the pay the ultimate sacrifce. Yet, it's still downplayed by people who aren't affected. I hope you f**ktards are happy now.
Mikayla, thanks for all you did for the foxes. Hopefully your soul finds peace.
I'm thinking about quitting Bsky again... as a social network, it doesn't really give me anything and isn't really less political than Xwitter. 🐦
May 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I'm thinking about quitting Bsky again... as a social network, it doesn't really give me anything and isn't really less political than Xwitter. 🐦
< Insert rant about Monday and why it's the suckiest day of the week here >
May 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
< Insert rant about Monday and why it's the suckiest day of the week here >
Wortwitz des Tages.
Gymnastisches Traning für Seeräuber:
Pirates.
Hahaha.
Ich brauch Urlaub.
Gymnastisches Traning für Seeräuber:
Pirates.
Hahaha.
Ich brauch Urlaub.
May 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wortwitz des Tages.
Gymnastisches Traning für Seeräuber:
Pirates.
Hahaha.
Ich brauch Urlaub.
Gymnastisches Traning für Seeräuber:
Pirates.
Hahaha.
Ich brauch Urlaub.
Beim Rossmann. "Herrenpflege", daneben "Sonnenpflege".
Me: Pflegeprodukte für den Herrn und die Sonne.
Friend: Damit kannste die Sonne putzen gehen.
Me: Pflegeprodukte für den Herrn und die Sonne.
Friend: Damit kannste die Sonne putzen gehen.
April 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Beim Rossmann. "Herrenpflege", daneben "Sonnenpflege".
Me: Pflegeprodukte für den Herrn und die Sonne.
Friend: Damit kannste die Sonne putzen gehen.
Me: Pflegeprodukte für den Herrn und die Sonne.
Friend: Damit kannste die Sonne putzen gehen.
Reposted by Chris the Bird
April 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They stole cash and Pokémon? Team Rocket, is that you? 😼
April 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
They stole cash and Pokémon? Team Rocket, is that you? 😼
Reposted by Chris the Bird
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April 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I made something cool for my Parrot 🦜
April 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I made something cool for my Parrot 🦜
Reposted by Chris the Bird
not worrying about anyone being able to hear you, makes for an awesome stress relief.
all: #EnjoyComic
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all: #EnjoyComic
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April 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
not worrying about anyone being able to hear you, makes for an awesome stress relief.
all: #EnjoyComic
< #ec2 | #ec3 | #ec4 >
all: #EnjoyComic
< #ec2 | #ec3 | #ec4 >
Remember, if you buy anything HP, you support this arrogant "human" being. 🤢
If you still want to celebrate Hogwarts, do me a favor and buy only fanart stuff from small artists, so J Karen Rowling won't make a penny from it.
If you still want to celebrate Hogwarts, do me a favor and buy only fanart stuff from small artists, so J Karen Rowling won't make a penny from it.
This putrid human is celebrating the decimation of trans rights in the UK. She’s gloating because she helped fund it. She funded it thru money she makes off Harry Potter.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
April 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Remember, if you buy anything HP, you support this arrogant "human" being. 🤢
If you still want to celebrate Hogwarts, do me a favor and buy only fanart stuff from small artists, so J Karen Rowling won't make a penny from it.
If you still want to celebrate Hogwarts, do me a favor and buy only fanart stuff from small artists, so J Karen Rowling won't make a penny from it.
Reposted by Chris the Bird
Nothing quite as fun as a friend getting shiny new art supplies and inviting a bunch of friends to try them out together 😄 Thanks @appeltjesgroen.bsky.social ! I ofc tested these #arrtx acrylic gouache markers by drawing a lava beastie. Now I want them too 👀 #traditionalart
April 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Nothing quite as fun as a friend getting shiny new art supplies and inviting a bunch of friends to try them out together 😄 Thanks @appeltjesgroen.bsky.social ! I ofc tested these #arrtx acrylic gouache markers by drawing a lava beastie. Now I want them too 👀 #traditionalart
