Christian Restifo
christian-restifo.bsky.social
Christian Restifo
@christian-restifo.bsky.social
Biochemically powered carbon based meat bag building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our spirits in the same tradition as our ancestors.
The end scene in "V for Vendetta" but everyone is wearing frog suits.
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
ICE is apparently patrolling the Chicago river. Here's footage of their activities:
Apocalypse Now - Journey Up The Nùng River
YouTube video by Benny Legend
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October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Charlie Kirk is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Let's all say a prayer for the Subway social media team at this difficult time.
August 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Holy fucking shitballs. FedEx delivered a package on time. No "scheduled for delivery in 2 hours when it's 3 states away." No constant rescheduling to the next day because it remains lost.

On time delivery. I should buy a lottery ticket.
June 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hey, Home Depot, it's hard to get at what I want to buy when you keep randomly putting shit everywhere in the aisles.
May 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If your quick start guide is 795 pages long, it is *not* a quick start guide.
May 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
April 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
FedEx's delivery updates are once again absolutely useless. This package is supposed to get to Pittsburgh by noon today (4/4).

I bet they lose this one like they did the last one.....and find it again a month later.
April 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Rewatching "Homicide" and I completely forgot about his cameos in it.
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
RIP, Large Marge.
January 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Guess they're really desperate for anyone who knows how to win against the Ravens in the wildcard game.
January 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM