Christian Royce
@christianroyce.bsky.social
Comedian/Writer/Among Other Things
Chicago, IL.
Chicago, IL.
The beat to Chains & Whips sounds like the record your grandmama put on to whoop your pops.
July 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The beat to Chains & Whips sounds like the record your grandmama put on to whoop your pops.
I just realized how many free beats and how much stage time did Drake get early on JUST because he was the nigga from Degrassi?
Like I KNOW Wheel Chair Jimmy steamrolled his way onto a showcase or two with TeenNick clout.
Like I KNOW Wheel Chair Jimmy steamrolled his way onto a showcase or two with TeenNick clout.
June 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I just realized how many free beats and how much stage time did Drake get early on JUST because he was the nigga from Degrassi?
Like I KNOW Wheel Chair Jimmy steamrolled his way onto a showcase or two with TeenNick clout.
Like I KNOW Wheel Chair Jimmy steamrolled his way onto a showcase or two with TeenNick clout.
They should reboot Ed Edd n Eddy for an adult audience and make Double Dee non-binary. It's be dope to watch him alternate between Software Developer Corporate Casual and Hillary Clinton's pants suits.
June 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
They should reboot Ed Edd n Eddy for an adult audience and make Double Dee non-binary. It's be dope to watch him alternate between Software Developer Corporate Casual and Hillary Clinton's pants suits.
Niggas were arguing about Post Partem Depression on Facebook so I'm here now. Is this still the liberal response to *checks notes* Parler?
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Niggas were arguing about Post Partem Depression on Facebook so I'm here now. Is this still the liberal response to *checks notes* Parler?
I'm here to say some dumb shit and alienate people.
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I'm here to say some dumb shit and alienate people.