The guy on The White Lotus just called his sister "sourpuss sad sack shithead." In other news, I would like to adopt a new cat in need of a name. 🐱

This generation American Girl is gonna be a tough, hardened, bitch.

He does watch a lot of zombie movies?

I'm so confused

If you are still seething over *that* #Superbowl commercial, use this link to send a preaddressed, preformatted email to Fox, the NFL, Shopify and the FCC.

Let's teach our kids that hate is not okay, no matter how normalized corporate America allows it to become. #fightfascism

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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

This makes me inexplicably happy

I believe every person alive is creative, but the market economy often stifles creativity. Imagine what you would make if you weren’t focused on pitching, selling, or monetizing—but simply giving it freely. The world needs more of that.

Zillow descriptions are like,
"Charming Property with Income Potential! This 3/2 cash cow is full of charm. The open-concept living area features enough just appeal to justify top-dollar. With minimal effort and lots of indifference, you can secure your financial future on the backs of renters."

If you're struggling to get work done today because everything on your to-do list feels incredibly insignificant knowing your neighbors are living in fear that fascists could come to their home, church, or school and round them up at any moment, same.

So I was one of many, apparently, who has never once followed a trump account in my life but it popped up first thing when I opened Facebook. This is some North Korea shit.

Fuck Meta. Let's quit scrolling propaganda sites and bring back crossword puzzles.

Watching the singing of the national anthem at the college football championship game with utter, utter sadness

Word.

The absence of tension ≠ the presence of justice. #MLKDay

It's Car-A-MEL for me

"Where is the Jesus in any of this, Carrie?"

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