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Chris Brett
@christopherbrett.bsky.social
Musician recording engineer music producer FOH Mixer
No fucks left to give. Music is everything. I take nature photos when I’m not entertaining you with sweet riffs. Definitely on the side of the ANTI Maple MAGA folks.

While the world burns with the flames of American imperialism, I make soup. Lots of soup. In this case, Potato Leek and Bacon soup. I won't probably achieve world peace with this, but maybe I can warm the tummies of a few friends and family.
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Lamb Shepherd's Pie on the stove tonight
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Cheer at PArk Alleys Nov 21.
Photo credit: Geoffrey Owen
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You might have heard the term "First Fridays" before. We at Slow Train Home are pleased to modify this to "First Thursdays" of every month for the foreseeable future. We will be holding court at Park Alleys every First Thursday until further notice.
September 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Phoney on a pony with his backwards cowboy hat and pretend sheriff's badge.
July 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Saturday, June 14 at Blue Note Park
June 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey shitweasel. When are you moving out of Stornoway? Asking for a concerned taxpayer friend who's sick to death of you freeloading off taxpayers. You lost, and yet we continue paying your rent, chef, maids, butlers and chauffeurs.
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Best news I’ve heard all week
March 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Timbit Trump with a new more stately, dignified "SILVER FOX" hairdo. Who's fooling who here?
March 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lol “Carbon Tax Carney” now means the opposite of what Skippy intended. Who would have thought it would be so easy to flip the script?
March 15, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Fuck off bot
March 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
March 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
JD Vance’s bio would have us believe he is some kind of Marine war hero and military genius. Fact is he served as a “Marine Corps military journalist” and only spent 6 months in Iraq writing articles and taking photographs. He also wears more makeup than your Mom although less than his boss.
March 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ha! I see your bunny and raise you Canadian beaver
March 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
March 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
DeAdder nailed it
March 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
February 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ha! Tonight Ima proud Canadian Hockey fan!
February 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
February 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I draw the line at Nazi apologists. I will not "scroll on by"
January 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
January 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
January 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Newer scam came in my Apple message app this morning. Note the hotmail sender address and the Cambodia country code in the contact number. Be safe out there people
January 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Me too. I’m not a pro but dying to take more shots like this soon.
January 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Three traitors enter a bar at Mar-a-Lago…
January 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM