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CB
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Writer for games.
“Armada”, jfc. That’s the tell that this Miller.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trump’s people thirst for the blood of Americans. This has been true for quite some time, and is the reason for all of Hegseth’s firings of anyone in leadership that shows any flash adherence to traditional military codes or a sense of honor. the goal is General Jack D. Rippers all the way down.
December 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They really really really want the swastikas in there, huh.
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tech and gaming have been a bloodbath since the tariffs dropped. VC was very happy to stay on the sidelines until it settled down, but it never settled down, because the president is a moron who keeps tinkering with econ policy.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Paul F Tompkins and Bob’s Burgers tried to warn us about the dangers of this lifestyle.
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
“How do they make long distance work?” With government jets, Katie, at our very great expense.

But she knows that.
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
He’s learned well the lesson of the Sept strike (when you circle back to murder survivors, don’t tweet about it).
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Have you met Louis?
youtu.be/jtkSj0-UsdU?...
Surprise: Fog in March. Louis enjoys his morning kayaking.
YouTube video by louiswildlife
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December 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
First of all that’s the most incredible Santa suit I’ve ever seen. Resplendent.
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Easing into it. Smart.
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Also, lol at the insinuation that the progressive project doesn’t poll well. People love progressive policies. Every aspect of the conservative project polls for shit!
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
He didn’t author either of these statements, did he? (No weird punctuation)
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
“Hansel and Gretel followed bread crumbs and almost got stuffed into that oven! People don’t remember that! You don’t need so much bread, folks.“
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Scrubbing past all of the desert-crossing scenes in LAWRENCE OF ARABIA because nobody is talking.
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Goodfellas, with my brother, opening night. You could hear a pin drop during the “I’m a clown to you? I amuse you?” scene. Silence. Then an entire theater busts a gut laughing as Henry realizes Tommy is just messing with him. It felt like the entire theater was sitting around that table.
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Can I put money on “3rd generation heirs to various trucking and drywall businesses”?
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Insane. INSANE!
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Do I even want to know what extra perks they’ll ladle on top for the Platinum card? Secret Service protection? Unlimited organ harvesting?
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
[Rob Lowe in an NFL cap]
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They have a job and they have great insurance. So they think if you are missing out on healthcare you must not have a job, or you must be in a “starter job” where you shouldn’t expect “frills”. Some of them have no idea how the world works. Others do but think it’s working just fine. So here we are.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Industrialized sports betting is an absolute disaster.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is better than the notepad reveal in THE BIG LEBOWSKI.
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Seahawks fans drinking it in…
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
Alt: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
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December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When Patrick gives us bathrooms as good as they get in Stockholm maybe I’ll wear a tie. But bathrooms first.
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM