Had pancakes and rum & eggnogs at 10am. Dinner at 430. Already on my third post-dinner Jameson, and second desserts.

Am I doing this right?

This plus your own noodles is the only way. The noodles in the boxes are trash now.

I just stopped doing the 9 days worth of stuff. It's not really necessary. I am done with stressful holidays. Not my jam.

But then you grow a beard and end up spending more on shampoo for that instead!

Ask me how I know.

Well it kinda has been...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBrP...

I think we've hit about 120-130 tonight already, even in this weather.

Our neighborhood here in Limoges is pretty great for Halloween, a lot of people go all out on decorations too; someone has a keg tapped for the adults this year.

He's probably upset that his megaphone reads nonsense when he's holding it up to speak.

I would like to be such a neighborhood hero too, but we get 300 kids and I ain't got that kinda scratch.