Chris Harris
@christopherharris.bsky.social
Former journo.
Extraordinary house sitter.
Lover of dogs. Durmer.
🇫🇷🇮🇹🎾
Extraordinary house sitter.
Lover of dogs. Durmer.
🇫🇷🇮🇹🎾
Don't give her any ideas, Coach.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Don't give her any ideas, Coach.
@bcdreyer.social with the best think on this, though probably not the last thing.
Of course, people do go both ways.
[a think on things]
benjamindreyer.substack.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@bcdreyer.social with the best think on this, though probably not the last thing.
I don’t think the FAMU Marching 100 have ever performed there, and that’s a crying shame.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don’t think the FAMU Marching 100 have ever performed there, and that’s a crying shame.
I feel like Mrs. Parker, upon hearing a knock at her door. Just more fresh hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I feel like Mrs. Parker, upon hearing a knock at her door. Just more fresh hell.
The typo in the photo caption suggests that the project will take 18,204 years.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The typo in the photo caption suggests that the project will take 18,204 years.
For the past few weeks I’ve been sitting my dog nephew Sol, snoozing here alongside his floofy pal Ferlin. He’s been chasing squirrels in his sleep the past half hour.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
For the past few weeks I’ve been sitting my dog nephew Sol, snoozing here alongside his floofy pal Ferlin. He’s been chasing squirrels in his sleep the past half hour.
But do they know about Moon Pies?
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
But do they know about Moon Pies?
I have all the sympathy in the world for Ms. Ferreira, but zero sympathy for KL. When this fresh hell ends (and it will) she deserves not a moment of peace the rest of her life.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have all the sympathy in the world for Ms. Ferreira, but zero sympathy for KL. When this fresh hell ends (and it will) she deserves not a moment of peace the rest of her life.
My dearly departed grandfather was of a mind that, if pie was available, especially a cobbler, it was the first course of the meal. This applied at breakfast as much as lunch or dinner. His logic? "If I get full, there's no room for pie, and that'd be a shame."
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My dearly departed grandfather was of a mind that, if pie was available, especially a cobbler, it was the first course of the meal. This applied at breakfast as much as lunch or dinner. His logic? "If I get full, there's no room for pie, and that'd be a shame."
tell me you don't understand risk pools without telling me you don't understand risk pools
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
tell me you don't understand risk pools without telling me you don't understand risk pools
But do you eat raspberries the Amelie way, which is the only way?
a little girl is eating raspberries with her eyes closed
Alt: Amelie, as a girl, eating raspberries from the ends of her fingers.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
But do you eat raspberries the Amelie way, which is the only way?
It's a good vehicle for ice cream, the way lobster is the best excuse for melted butter.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's a good vehicle for ice cream, the way lobster is the best excuse for melted butter.
He'll make one of them ambassador to Turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
He'll make one of them ambassador to Turkey.
I now want to call my friend's fat-tubed RAD a "hollowbody electric."
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I now want to call my friend's fat-tubed RAD a "hollowbody electric."
(honestly the first time I've heard "acoustic bike," and I like it)
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
(honestly the first time I've heard "acoustic bike," and I like it)
absochotinlutely - interruptive gerund
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
absochotinlutely - interruptive gerund
?
chotin – verb
chotined – past participle
chotining – gerund
chotiner – him
chotinee – victim
chotin – verb
chotined – past participle
chotining – gerund
chotiner – him
chotinee – victim
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
?
chotin – verb
chotined – past participle
chotining – gerund
chotiner – him
chotinee – victim
chotin – verb
chotined – past participle
chotining – gerund
chotiner – him
chotinee – victim
Is the victim a chotinee?
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Is the victim a chotinee?