Christopher LO-R
@christophero-1979.bsky.social
I am proficient in karate chops and farts.
I’m sorry, but Tim Scott doesn’t get to clutch his pearls now because the POS POTUS posted some racist bullshit. He’s been a racist trash bag for a long time. Tim Scott was just too busy slobbing his knob to notice. Too late, bud. You had your chance. You didn’t take it. You’re one of them.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I’m sorry, but Tim Scott doesn’t get to clutch his pearls now because the POS POTUS posted some racist bullshit. He’s been a racist trash bag for a long time. Tim Scott was just too busy slobbing his knob to notice. Too late, bud. You had your chance. You didn’t take it. You’re one of them.
Get you a man who supports you and your dream to live as a sexy duck-billed platypus furry.
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Get you a man who supports you and your dream to live as a sexy duck-billed platypus furry.
It’s been a long week. I don’t feel like doing any work today. Instead, I will send copious amounts of hilarious text messages to my husband.
I deserve, at least, that much.
I really am hilarious. He won’t admit it, but I will.
I deserve, at least, that much.
I really am hilarious. He won’t admit it, but I will.
January 30, 2026 at 3:58 PM
It’s been a long week. I don’t feel like doing any work today. Instead, I will send copious amounts of hilarious text messages to my husband.
I deserve, at least, that much.
I really am hilarious. He won’t admit it, but I will.
I deserve, at least, that much.
I really am hilarious. He won’t admit it, but I will.
IMDb, what the fuck is wrong with you?
January 20, 2026 at 2:23 PM
IMDb, what the fuck is wrong with you?
This packaging seems to imply that I should be leaving Christmas Tree Cakes for Santa. Respectfully, Santa can piss off. Those are MINE! My husband is lucky I even share with him.
November 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This packaging seems to imply that I should be leaving Christmas Tree Cakes for Santa. Respectfully, Santa can piss off. Those are MINE! My husband is lucky I even share with him.
So Megyn Kelly supports pedophilia, and Apple hasn’t pulled her podcast? iHeart Radio hasn’t pulled her podcast? Is anyone going to pull her podcast or do they also support child rape?
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
So Megyn Kelly supports pedophilia, and Apple hasn’t pulled her podcast? iHeart Radio hasn’t pulled her podcast? Is anyone going to pull her podcast or do they also support child rape?
*insert The Simpsons he’s already dead gif here*
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
*insert The Simpsons he’s already dead gif here*
Get into a war of words with one of the world’s preeminent wordsmiths and watch as you are emasculated into oblivion. What a fucking dope.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get into a war of words with one of the world’s preeminent wordsmiths and watch as you are emasculated into oblivion. What a fucking dope.
Here’s a list of DINOs who need to be primaried. Schumer and Jeffries aren’t listed, but should be included, too.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Here’s a list of DINOs who need to be primaried. Schumer and Jeffries aren’t listed, but should be included, too.
Okay… So I guess they’re naming bird seed after me now? I didn’t ask for this attention.
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Okay… So I guess they’re naming bird seed after me now? I didn’t ask for this attention.
Day Thirty-One - For the spooky season finale, we watched Weapons. I saw it in the theater, and now I’ve seen it at home. It was equally scary. I think it’s even better with a second viewing.
See you next October.
#horrorween #spookyseason
See you next October.
#horrorween #spookyseason
November 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Day Thirty-One - For the spooky season finale, we watched Weapons. I saw it in the theater, and now I’ve seen it at home. It was equally scary. I think it’s even better with a second viewing.
See you next October.
#horrorween #spookyseason
See you next October.
#horrorween #spookyseason
Do I want to scare one of my co-workers so badly they shit their pants? No. Would I find it hilarious if it happened? Absolutely!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Do I want to scare one of my co-workers so badly they shit their pants? No. Would I find it hilarious if it happened? Absolutely!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day Thirty - tonight’s movie was Host. Not bad, scared the shit out of me, though. There’s a chance I screamed.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Day Thirty - tonight’s movie was Host. Not bad, scared the shit out of me, though. There’s a chance I screamed.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day Twenty-Nine - today’s movie is the original Little Shop of Horrors. This movie is fantastic! I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Day Twenty-Nine - today’s movie is the original Little Shop of Horrors. This movie is fantastic! I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
It should go without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway: Cheryl Hines is a vapid nitwit. Fuck her.
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It should go without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway: Cheryl Hines is a vapid nitwit. Fuck her.
Day Twenty-Eight - tonight’s movie is I Know What You Did Last Summer, the 2025 version…. We’ll see.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Day Twenty-Eight - tonight’s movie is I Know What You Did Last Summer, the 2025 version…. We’ll see.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day Twenty-Seven - tonight’s movie is In a Violent Nature. I’ve seen it before, but I really liked it!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Day Twenty-Seven - tonight’s movie is In a Violent Nature. I’ve seen it before, but I really liked it!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day Twenty-Six - tonight’s movie was The Substance. What the fuck was that? I need a minute.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Day Twenty-Six - tonight’s movie was The Substance. What the fuck was that? I need a minute.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day Twenty-Five - tonight’s movie was Azrael. My husband picked it. He’s always picking movies that have elements that stress me out!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Day Twenty-Five - tonight’s movie was Azrael. My husband picked it. He’s always picking movies that have elements that stress me out!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
I’m working on installing my Cricut and listening to The Carpenters. Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft is severely under appreciated.
October 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m working on installing my Cricut and listening to The Carpenters. Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft is severely under appreciated.
Day Twenty-Four - tonight’s movie is Night of the Lepus. This movie is *chef’s kiss*
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Day Twenty-Four - tonight’s movie is Night of the Lepus. This movie is *chef’s kiss*
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
I wasn’t able to watch a movie yesterday due to a work obligation, so today I will watch two.
Day “Twenty-Three” - today’s movie is The Devil-Doll. I might be obsessed with old horror movies at the present time.
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day “Twenty-Three” - today’s movie is The Devil-Doll. I might be obsessed with old horror movies at the present time.
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I wasn’t able to watch a movie yesterday due to a work obligation, so today I will watch two.
Day “Twenty-Three” - today’s movie is The Devil-Doll. I might be obsessed with old horror movies at the present time.
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day “Twenty-Three” - today’s movie is The Devil-Doll. I might be obsessed with old horror movies at the present time.
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day Twenty-Two - today’s movie is The Curse of the Cat People. I’m finding it highly enjoyable.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Day Twenty-Two - today’s movie is The Curse of the Cat People. I’m finding it highly enjoyable.
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
Day Twenty-One - tonight’s movie is Run Rabbit Run. This movie makes parenting look effing exhausting. No thanks!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason
October 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Day Twenty-One - tonight’s movie is Run Rabbit Run. This movie makes parenting look effing exhausting. No thanks!
#horrorween #spookyseason
#horrorween #spookyseason