Christopher Rowe
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Writer, reader, cyclist, cook, traveller. THE NAVIGATING FOX, starred review in Publishers Weekly, out now from Tordotcom Publishing.
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I must admit that the practice illustrated in the attached images both irritates and concerns me. The pictures are the cover and first page of Edgar Rice Burroughs' A Princess of Mars as it first appeared in book form in 1917, and then the cover and first page of the same book as published in 2024.
The striking cover of the first publication (in book form) of Edgar Rice Burroughs' novel, A Princess of Mars. The illustrator was Frank E. Schoonover. The first page of the 1917 edition of A Princess of Mars. A highlighted sentence reads: "We all loved him, and our slaves fairly worshipped the ground he trod." Joe Jusko's exciting cover of A Princess of Mars as published in the Edgar Rice Burroughs Authorize Library line by ERB, Inc. The first page of the 2024 estate-authorized edition of A Princess of Mars. A highlighted sentence reads: "We all loved him, and our servants fairly worshipped the ground he trod."
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A commonplace conversation once often heard around here that you don’t hear anymore:

“Are you not gonna lock the door?”

“Nah. Somebody might need to get in.”
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Robert E. Howard fans be advised.
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God bless Jane Goodall, Ambassador to Our Cousins. Her work helped us better understand ourselves.
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No, but it does have to do with water.
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Should have said it’s about a foot long.
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Who knows what this is? Don’t be tacky and no fun by looking this up with a search engine or whatever.
A mysterious old tool.
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I need just 12 more followers to hit 1300. I will recruit whoever those 12 are as disciples and send them out into the world to preach peace, love, and resistance to Empire. Warning: some of you will probably be martyred.
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I am really digging the outfits, wizards! Especially the hats!

From "Death and 7 Wizards," written by Roy Thomas with pencils by John Buscema under Ernie Chua's inks in the Marvel comic, Conan the Barbarian #33, cover-dated December 1973.
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This photograph of Reagan-era Marine veteran Curtis Evans exercising his constitutional right to protest in Broadview, Illinois, yesterday was taken for the Chicago Tribune by Stacey Wescott. I know Curtis Evans is a hero, and I'm betting Stacey Wescott is a future Pulitzer winner.
While people in the background flee tear gas, an older man strides purposefully forward through the flags, carrying a large American flag on a pole, with a smaller one in his back pocket. An abandoned protest sign on the ground, partially obscured by the gas, reads, "Every Ice Agent Will be Held to Account."
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A bit of doggerel I wrote when Adam West passed away.

"Holy Wholly Wholesome!"
Sang a Robin on a lark.
"Always keep in mind, Chum,
Not every knight is dark."
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Here's a dark fantasy story I wrote called "Dolly Girl." I'm pretty proud of it. It's about 8,100 words long, which means it will take most native English readers about 40 minutes to read. If you take the time, let me know what you think!

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Dolly Girl
Like at least the five previous Constance Faradays—Connie’s mother, and hers, and hers, and on back like that—Connie had been...
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I posted this image last week,but am reposting as I can now prove this is my 5-times-great-grandfather. As a member of Gabriel Long's Company of Morgan's Rifles, he crossed the Delaware with George Washington. Shortly thereafter, he was wounded at Princeton, then fought at Brunswick and elsewhere.
The Principal Surveyor of the Land for the Commonwealth of Virginia's Land-Office Military Warrant No. 3985, dated October 21, 1785, granting William Rowe 100 acres of land in consideration for his services for three years as a soldier on the Virginia Continental Line.
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A rare long-distance action shot of me at work. My brother snapped me checking to see if #13 had calved—you can see she had—and “sexing” the baby. Little girl.
A view down over a large, mostly empty pasture. At rear, a very large barn stands before a wooded horizon. In the foreground, left to right, a farmer walks from his parked pickup truck toward a tiny black smudge just barely discernible as a baby calf. To the right, the calf’s anxious mother looks on.
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I'm not sure if this is a William Rowe in my family. There are a LOT of William Rowes in my family. Heck, I see at least two every day, and on some days three! I should look into it more deeply at some point. It would be cool to have a Revolutionary War Veteran ancestor.
An aged document reads:

Land-Office Military Warrant, No. 3985
To the principal SURVEYOR of the Land, set apart for Officers and Soldiers of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
This shall be your WARRANT to survey and lay off in one or more surveys, for William Rowe, his Heirs or Assigns; the Quantity of One hundred Acres of Land, due unto the said William Rowe in consideration for his Services for the three years as a Soldier in the Virginia Commonwealth Line agreeably to a Certificate from the Governor and Council, which is received into the Land-Office, GIVEN under my Hand, and Seal of the said Office, this 21st Day of October in the Year One Thousand Seven Hundred and 85.
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I acknowledge the smugness of this letter I've just typed up. I will also be smug when I walk down to the post box on the public square after breakfast in the morning to mail it. If you're gonna be performative, try to make someone else's day with it while you're making your own, that's what I say!
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Happy Labor Day weekend from the ‘ville.
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Double dipping this morning.
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Hey genre publishing people. Do I know anyone who, or know anyone who knows anyone who, worked on the Tor Conan books in the 80s and 90s and might answer a few questions?
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I have "eccentric pupils" which pretty much everyone has if you get out a micrometer, but my pupils are noticeably offset from the center of my irises. This is a condition not unknown in certain breeds of dogs. Every time I get a new eye doc, I get a new iteration of, "I think I've read about that."
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Perfection is unattainable by humans. But there are human things that, in my life’s experience thus far, have gone a long way towards it. Here are lucky thirteen of them. There are more.

Now you go.
A list of fourteen things. They are:

- [ ] Buck Owens harmonizing with Dangerous Don Rich
- [ ] The Shawshank Redemption, directed by Frank Darabont
- [ ] Tim Minchin’s Judas in the 2012 productions of Jesus Christ Superstar
- [ ] The shifts of focus among characters in Mrs Dalloway, by Virginia Woolf
- [ ] Patty Loveless’ cover of “You’ll Never Leave Harlan Alive”
- [ ] “Lying in a Hammock at William Duffy’s Farm in Pine Island, Minnesota,” by James Wright
- [ ] The last paragraph of “The Dead,” by James Joyce
- [ ] “Jolene,” by Dolly Parton
- [ ] The Beatitudes
- [ ] “There Is A Time,” by the Dillards, performing as The Darlings on The Andy Griffith Show
- [ ] Lucy Lawless mocking Kevin Sorbo on social media
- [ ] The cover of The Flash #123, September 1961, drawn by Carmine Infantino and inked by Murphy Anderson
- [ ] “View of Delft,” by Johannes Vermeer
- [ ] “I’ll Fly Away” as performed by the Singing Riches (any iteration)
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I'd love to know what y'all think of it!