Chris Bennett
@chriswbennett.bsky.social
Mizzou, Cubs, Lawyering
I’m going to move to Virginia just to fucking vote against you
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m going to move to Virginia just to fucking vote against you
Flaherty opting in would seem like another indicator
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Flaherty opting in would seem like another indicator
Mack Brown’s reputation seems quite different if he starts the 2000s with 6 straight playoff appearances
October 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Mack Brown’s reputation seems quite different if he starts the 2000s with 6 straight playoff appearances
Fortunately we’ve evolved
October 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Fortunately we’ve evolved
And it’s probably a great thing for your life if the person you’re marrying isn’t your best muse, even if it’s not the best thing for your music
October 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
And it’s probably a great thing for your life if the person you’re marrying isn’t your best muse, even if it’s not the best thing for your music
Can we get a sprint speed on Teoscar?
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Can we get a sprint speed on Teoscar?
As far as I can tell there’s nothing even linking him to Austin at all so this feels totally out of nowhere
September 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
As far as I can tell there’s nothing even linking him to Austin at all so this feels totally out of nowhere
I just want to say how much I appreciate you actually linking to a copy of the lawsuit in the story. Reporting on lawsuits and judicial decisions without actually linking to them drives me nuts!
August 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just want to say how much I appreciate you actually linking to a copy of the lawsuit in the story. Reporting on lawsuits and judicial decisions without actually linking to them drives me nuts!
Some of us have to cope with having attended a law school we already knew was shitty but that now employs fucking Josh Blackman
August 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Some of us have to cope with having attended a law school we already knew was shitty but that now employs fucking Josh Blackman
West Side Story (2021)
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
West Side Story (2021)
The District Judge has to find probable grounds to grant leave to file the quo warranto and then there would be a trial.
August 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The District Judge has to find probable grounds to grant leave to file the quo warranto and then there would be a trial.
He doesn’t have the power to do anything at all. The AG however can bring quo warranto actions against each of the legislators in their home counties or Travis County alleging abandonment of office.
August 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
He doesn’t have the power to do anything at all. The AG however can bring quo warranto actions against each of the legislators in their home counties or Travis County alleging abandonment of office.
Sounds like a good candidate to sue the NCAA to enjoin the rule requiring withdrawing from the draft. I’m shocked it hasn’t happened yet.
June 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sounds like a good candidate to sue the NCAA to enjoin the rule requiring withdrawing from the draft. I’m shocked it hasn’t happened yet.
Sadly Mizzou fell below whatever number of people is necessary to keep them but I’m hanging onto my existing Mizzou Texas plates for dear life
June 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Sadly Mizzou fell below whatever number of people is necessary to keep them but I’m hanging onto my existing Mizzou Texas plates for dear life
That was before he decided he might be able to gargle his way onto the federal bench
June 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
That was before he decided he might be able to gargle his way onto the federal bench
Is there a single issue where current Republican policies outpoll current Democratic policies (the actual policies, not people’s perception of what their policies are) except for trans participation in sports?
May 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Is there a single issue where current Republican policies outpoll current Democratic policies (the actual policies, not people’s perception of what their policies are) except for trans participation in sports?
My law school moot court tournament was about whether Texas should adopt the Daubert standard. My pronunciation got more French every time I said it.
May 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My law school moot court tournament was about whether Texas should adopt the Daubert standard. My pronunciation got more French every time I said it.
2/3 of NFL owners either inherited their franchise or inherited the wealth that bought the franchise
April 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
2/3 of NFL owners either inherited their franchise or inherited the wealth that bought the franchise
As a STCL alum, at least our ranking and changing our name and colors to violate UH’s trademarks are no longer our greatest embarrassments?
April 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
As a STCL alum, at least our ranking and changing our name and colors to violate UH’s trademarks are no longer our greatest embarrassments?
I can’t say I find my free checking account or my free HYSA to be too expensive
March 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I can’t say I find my free checking account or my free HYSA to be too expensive
What a terrible idea
March 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
What a terrible idea
The “deep end on race” being the position that being a literal Nazi is a bad thing?
February 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The “deep end on race” being the position that being a literal Nazi is a bad thing?
“Doctor says he’ll follow the law”
February 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“Doctor says he’ll follow the law”