Chris Wearstler
@chriswearstler.bsky.social
I was born in Cleveland. I became conscious on the southern Oregon coast. I moved to northwest Washington. I lived in Portland. I ended up in Louisiana and Baghdad with the US Army. I moved to Denver. Now I live in New York.
chriswearstler.blogspot.com
chriswearstler.blogspot.com
Rust in Peace, Dave Mustaine.
This is how it started last time: I listened to the Megadeth Dystopia album, and Dave Mustaine got cancer. Megadeth just made a final self titled album with a @metallica.com cover, and I will Dystopia Dave Mustaine to cancer again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvUy...
This is how it started last time: I listened to the Megadeth Dystopia album, and Dave Mustaine got cancer. Megadeth just made a final self titled album with a @metallica.com cover, and I will Dystopia Dave Mustaine to cancer again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvUy...
Dystopia
YouTube video by Megadeth - Topic
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January 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Rust in Peace, Dave Mustaine.
This is how it started last time: I listened to the Megadeth Dystopia album, and Dave Mustaine got cancer. Megadeth just made a final self titled album with a @metallica.com cover, and I will Dystopia Dave Mustaine to cancer again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvUy...
This is how it started last time: I listened to the Megadeth Dystopia album, and Dave Mustaine got cancer. Megadeth just made a final self titled album with a @metallica.com cover, and I will Dystopia Dave Mustaine to cancer again...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvUy...
Because the last Megadeth album is released, I am obligated to use my Spotify account to celebrate the entire discography. I used to own Peace Sells...But Who's Buying on cassette.
I dedicate this song to President Ronald McDonald Trump...
"Peace Sells" by Megadeth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QquQ...
I dedicate this song to President Ronald McDonald Trump...
"Peace Sells" by Megadeth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QquQ...
Peace Sells (Remastered)
YouTube video by Megadeth - Topic
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January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Because the last Megadeth album is released, I am obligated to use my Spotify account to celebrate the entire discography. I used to own Peace Sells...But Who's Buying on cassette.
I dedicate this song to President Ronald McDonald Trump...
"Peace Sells" by Megadeth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QquQ...
I dedicate this song to President Ronald McDonald Trump...
"Peace Sells" by Megadeth
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QquQ...
In the year of our Lord, 2026, there is a new and final Megadeth album.
The final Megadeth album is self titled, and it has a @metallica.com cover. They may have broken the Curse of a self titled album after the debut release. Do you know me? Is this a joke?...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUeO...
The final Megadeth album is self titled, and it has a @metallica.com cover. They may have broken the Curse of a self titled album after the debut release. Do you know me? Is this a joke?...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUeO...
Tipping Point
YouTube video by Megadeth - Topic
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January 26, 2026 at 10:47 PM
In the year of our Lord, 2026, there is a new and final Megadeth album.
The final Megadeth album is self titled, and it has a @metallica.com cover. They may have broken the Curse of a self titled album after the debut release. Do you know me? Is this a joke?...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUeO...
The final Megadeth album is self titled, and it has a @metallica.com cover. They may have broken the Curse of a self titled album after the debut release. Do you know me? Is this a joke?...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUeO...
New York Jazz is full of chart toppers. They top the stage with charts. Everyone anchored down in college achievements, and stopped working on music. Miles Davis made the most money, and all the Jazz chart toppers tried to take him out. I'd go see a band enrolled in college to see charts on stage.
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
New York Jazz is full of chart toppers. They top the stage with charts. Everyone anchored down in college achievements, and stopped working on music. Miles Davis made the most money, and all the Jazz chart toppers tried to take him out. I'd go see a band enrolled in college to see charts on stage.
Chris Wearstler doesn't have a Warrant Officer 3 rank or a chain of command. Operation: Army Wrong AKA Mission: Baghdadi Candidate was started by a PV2 in the middle of Baghdad, Iraq with criminally active and incompetent US Army COC...I do have a Warrant Officer rank; I assumed through the UCMJ...
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Chris Wearstler doesn't have a Warrant Officer 3 rank or a chain of command. Operation: Army Wrong AKA Mission: Baghdadi Candidate was started by a PV2 in the middle of Baghdad, Iraq with criminally active and incompetent US Army COC...I do have a Warrant Officer rank; I assumed through the UCMJ...
I connected with my Harlem apartment, and I'm getting ready to get out of here. I challenged my Airbnb host to a fight, and I called him a nasty bitch with his last cockroach photo. I also challenged the NYPD through the Airbnb site. You don't fuck with me; I ruined the US Army from inside Baghdad.
January 26, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I connected with my Harlem apartment, and I'm getting ready to get out of here. I challenged my Airbnb host to a fight, and I called him a nasty bitch with his last cockroach photo. I also challenged the NYPD through the Airbnb site. You don't fuck with me; I ruined the US Army from inside Baghdad.
I thought I got the Google+ on @bsky.app. I had just had my Twitter account suspended after using it and emails to get the attention of the United Nations. I was on Google+ promoting precautions against global child trafficking on UN posts, and the whole site went offline. Just a glitch...
January 26, 2026 at 3:40 PM
I thought I got the Google+ on @bsky.app. I had just had my Twitter account suspended after using it and emails to get the attention of the United Nations. I was on Google+ promoting precautions against global child trafficking on UN posts, and the whole site went offline. Just a glitch...
When the United States dies of World War 3, I'm going to look like the smartest and most amazing person in the World. And I will still be the most patriotic citizen. Our enemies can't even comprehend how hard we are going to fall to them. I see it from the inside...
January 26, 2026 at 1:42 PM
When the United States dies of World War 3, I'm going to look like the smartest and most amazing person in the World. And I will still be the most patriotic citizen. Our enemies can't even comprehend how hard we are going to fall to them. I see it from the inside...
Chris Wearstler doesn't have a chain of command. He's a US Army reject who is tougher than people half his age and twice his size. The US Army only accepts soldiers that successfully merge the Call Of Duty video game with the Full Metal Jacket film. I didn't think that was right to do, so I failed.
January 24, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Chris Wearstler doesn't have a chain of command. He's a US Army reject who is tougher than people half his age and twice his size. The US Army only accepts soldiers that successfully merge the Call Of Duty video game with the Full Metal Jacket film. I didn't think that was right to do, so I failed.
You gotta play the next card, people. I set the qualifying round for the competition. A 50 year old man can run 3 miles in 24 minutes at a comfortable pace. The competition shouldn't be "He can't do that" after I did. Run the 3 mile quicker, or run 4 miles in 30 minutes, or run 10 miles. Let's go...
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
You gotta play the next card, people. I set the qualifying round for the competition. A 50 year old man can run 3 miles in 24 minutes at a comfortable pace. The competition shouldn't be "He can't do that" after I did. Run the 3 mile quicker, or run 4 miles in 30 minutes, or run 10 miles. Let's go...
New York has given me something. Besides the opportunity to comedically reword olden phrases, such as The City That Fell Asleep and The Big Raisin, it was nice to be able to walk away from a bunch of stuff that wasn't shit with a solid financial stance. Stuff that ain't shit fucked poor me up...
January 24, 2026 at 7:41 AM
New York has given me something. Besides the opportunity to comedically reword olden phrases, such as The City That Fell Asleep and The Big Raisin, it was nice to be able to walk away from a bunch of stuff that wasn't shit with a solid financial stance. Stuff that ain't shit fucked poor me up...
Axie Infinity is doing this when the market is down. That average cost is because I had to unstake my old AXS and rebuy. My original 120 AXS were $0.79. Even with my fumbling around, I didn't pay more than $120 for them. I got Axie Infinity to play around; you can always count on video games...
January 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Axie Infinity is doing this when the market is down. That average cost is because I had to unstake my old AXS and rebuy. My original 120 AXS were $0.79. Even with my fumbling around, I didn't pay more than $120 for them. I got Axie Infinity to play around; you can always count on video games...
I'm trying to get through March 15th. 20 years ago, I was in conflict with post 9/11 Amerikans; and on March 15th, 2006, I was defeated. I went from contracting through state government to help Autistic people integrate in to community to a United States Hitler reaching for an Earth Presidency...
January 22, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I'm trying to get through March 15th. 20 years ago, I was in conflict with post 9/11 Amerikans; and on March 15th, 2006, I was defeated. I went from contracting through state government to help Autistic people integrate in to community to a United States Hitler reaching for an Earth Presidency...
I just learned Al Foster played on a lot of the Miles Davis albums I didn't like. He's on a McCoy Tyner and Stanley Clarke album I listen to. I noticed he lived here in New York right before he died. @bradmehldaumusic.com is on this. Chris Potter left his pills home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UTq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UTq...
Amsterdam Blues (Live at Smoke)
YouTube video by Al Foster - Topic
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January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I just learned Al Foster played on a lot of the Miles Davis albums I didn't like. He's on a McCoy Tyner and Stanley Clarke album I listen to. I noticed he lived here in New York right before he died. @bradmehldaumusic.com is on this. Chris Potter left his pills home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UTq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UTq...
I could take a $200 win on Axie Infinity, but I just bought it a few weeks ago and I was going for the long term. All my AXS cost $0.79. I had it staked, but the platform is all messed up, so I moved it. I've had to convert it and send it around, but my first 120 AXS were a little over $100.
January 22, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I could take a $200 win on Axie Infinity, but I just bought it a few weeks ago and I was going for the long term. All my AXS cost $0.79. I had it staked, but the platform is all messed up, so I moved it. I've had to convert it and send it around, but my first 120 AXS were a little over $100.
I love this song. Deep down inside, I have a very proper British man that wishes he could run through the streets of the United States teaching everyone to speak and write correctly...
"Act 1 Scene 1: Why Can't The English? (From My Fair Lady)" by Sinfonia Of London
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8z...
"Act 1 Scene 1: Why Can't The English? (From My Fair Lady)" by Sinfonia Of London
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8z...
My Fair Lady, Act I Scene 1: Why Can’t the English?
YouTube video by Sinfonia of London - Topic
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January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I love this song. Deep down inside, I have a very proper British man that wishes he could run through the streets of the United States teaching everyone to speak and write correctly...
"Act 1 Scene 1: Why Can't The English? (From My Fair Lady)" by Sinfonia Of London
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8z...
"Act 1 Scene 1: Why Can't The English? (From My Fair Lady)" by Sinfonia Of London
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK8z...
wearstler2245: I'm trying. The New York Police acted like sissies, then they acted look and I let my guard down, then they acted like sissies again. I can't live in a United States where the New York PD can get as bad as the hillbilly city Denver PD. I'm going to Russian Facebook Phase 5 Twitter 2.
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
wearstler2245: I'm trying. The New York Police acted like sissies, then they acted look and I let my guard down, then they acted like sissies again. I can't live in a United States where the New York PD can get as bad as the hillbilly city Denver PD. I'm going to Russian Facebook Phase 5 Twitter 2.
wearstler2245: I watched Bullet Train the other day. The operative used the term Handler for his mission support contact. Bullet Train was released a month before the Denver Library event that triggered my mission activation against the Denver PD a year later. I started using Handler spontaneously.
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
wearstler2245: I watched Bullet Train the other day. The operative used the term Handler for his mission support contact. Bullet Train was released a month before the Denver Library event that triggered my mission activation against the Denver PD a year later. I started using Handler spontaneously.
wearstler2245: Whatever. It's a solid cover. Why would an operative from an internal investigative mission from the Iraq War be writing things on social networking in 2026? Why doesn't everyone look at the real instead of the imagery? I get the job done if I have to use a shovel instead of a rake.
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
wearstler2245: Whatever. It's a solid cover. Why would an operative from an internal investigative mission from the Iraq War be writing things on social networking in 2026? Why doesn't everyone look at the real instead of the imagery? I get the job done if I have to use a shovel instead of a rake.
wearstler2245: In Phase 5, I won't be able to use this channel anymore. I'll have to figure out what to do if Harlem turns Bright White, and I can't even find a place to live up there. I can't describe how amazing this is, because Harlem has seemed like the coolest place on Earth since I was a 14yo.
January 14, 2026 at 11:26 PM
wearstler2245: In Phase 5, I won't be able to use this channel anymore. I'll have to figure out what to do if Harlem turns Bright White, and I can't even find a place to live up there. I can't describe how amazing this is, because Harlem has seemed like the coolest place on Earth since I was a 14yo.
wearstler2245: I'm trying to go eat at a Vegan French restaurant -- The last on a list of of international Vegan cuisines in NYC -- but it has things like duck, goat cheese, and quail eggs. That's stuff I thought was gross when I ate meat. French Vegan is weird, but they don't have escargot...
January 14, 2026 at 6:40 PM
wearstler2245: I'm trying to go eat at a Vegan French restaurant -- The last on a list of of international Vegan cuisines in NYC -- but it has things like duck, goat cheese, and quail eggs. That's stuff I thought was gross when I ate meat. French Vegan is weird, but they don't have escargot...
wearstler2245: Kush Berry!...
What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
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What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
metrobudnyc.com/shop/shop-al...
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January 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
wearstler2245: Kush Berry!...
What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
metrobudnyc.com/shop/shop-al...
What a wonderous day, when you can find Kush Berry. It's a $200 ounce ($170 w/veteran discount); it better be what I imagine...and more...
It's easier to buy legalized Cannabis with cryptocurrency than with US dollars.
metrobudnyc.com/shop/shop-al...
wearstler2245: Look at these little beauties. USDC migrates inexpensively. I took out all my Ethereum positions, swapped everything to USDC, migrated to USDC Polygon for cheap, and bought back that UNI on the Polygon 45 minutes ago. I just upgraded the POL to USDC. That POL/SPACE has to have $400.
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
wearstler2245: Look at these little beauties. USDC migrates inexpensively. I took out all my Ethereum positions, swapped everything to USDC, migrated to USDC Polygon for cheap, and bought back that UNI on the Polygon 45 minutes ago. I just upgraded the POL to USDC. That POL/SPACE has to have $400.
wearstler2245: If you're going to boycott the Trump-Kennedy Center, you need to set up independently promoted shows your selves. This is what I've been saying since I came to New York: Make performances somewhere they haven't been. Bring other genres back to Jazz, like Miles did. Quit fucking up.
January 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
wearstler2245: If you're going to boycott the Trump-Kennedy Center, you need to set up independently promoted shows your selves. This is what I've been saying since I came to New York: Make performances somewhere they haven't been. Bring other genres back to Jazz, like Miles did. Quit fucking up.