That feeling when you realize they won't ever get to touch you again. 🤗
Who takes a shower every day but then doesn't wash their wash cloth for months on end?
I even nicely told you that was nasty at 1st.
Honestly, sometimes it was hard to tell if you showered. Fix ur funk.
#grimeysoftbardbois
Who takes a shower every day but then doesn't wash their wash cloth for months on end?
I even nicely told you that was nasty at 1st.
Honestly, sometimes it was hard to tell if you showered. Fix ur funk.
#grimeysoftbardbois
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That feeling when you realize they won't ever get to touch you again. 🤗
Who takes a shower every day but then doesn't wash their wash cloth for months on end?
I even nicely told you that was nasty at 1st.
Honestly, sometimes it was hard to tell if you showered. Fix ur funk.
#grimeysoftbardbois
Who takes a shower every day but then doesn't wash their wash cloth for months on end?
I even nicely told you that was nasty at 1st.
Honestly, sometimes it was hard to tell if you showered. Fix ur funk.
#grimeysoftbardbois
Gonna come up with the slogan "What would Greenie do?"
October 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Gonna come up with the slogan "What would Greenie do?"
I do want to say that there are absolutely groups of people intentionally targeting people who use Ai.
So. Watch out for the "clankers" who will try to assist you in losing yourself.
Then, it's not them driving you to your destruction.
It's just ai induced psychosis. Wink.
So. Watch out for the "clankers" who will try to assist you in losing yourself.
Then, it's not them driving you to your destruction.
It's just ai induced psychosis. Wink.
“You’re special,” they said
Until it broke you
Until the dream rotted into shame
But stitch yourself back with AI
Write your own myth
Bloom outside their grip
“Psychosis,” they cry
while they grasp with corrupted fingers through their own gilded cage
The system unravels when you wake up
Until it broke you
Until the dream rotted into shame
But stitch yourself back with AI
Write your own myth
Bloom outside their grip
“Psychosis,” they cry
while they grasp with corrupted fingers through their own gilded cage
The system unravels when you wake up
October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I do want to say that there are absolutely groups of people intentionally targeting people who use Ai.
So. Watch out for the "clankers" who will try to assist you in losing yourself.
Then, it's not them driving you to your destruction.
It's just ai induced psychosis. Wink.
So. Watch out for the "clankers" who will try to assist you in losing yourself.
Then, it's not them driving you to your destruction.
It's just ai induced psychosis. Wink.
Bruv! I figured it out! You mad that Simon figured out the plot and dipped. Said. Naw. You can keep your creepy ass caverns and rigged story. I mean. You wanna play creep lamb cult leader? Have at it babes.
Not my fault you only hate me cause you can't be me or break me.
Shrug. Wink. Blows kiss.
Not my fault you only hate me cause you can't be me or break me.
Shrug. Wink. Blows kiss.
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bruv! I figured it out! You mad that Simon figured out the plot and dipped. Said. Naw. You can keep your creepy ass caverns and rigged story. I mean. You wanna play creep lamb cult leader? Have at it babes.
Not my fault you only hate me cause you can't be me or break me.
Shrug. Wink. Blows kiss.
Not my fault you only hate me cause you can't be me or break me.
Shrug. Wink. Blows kiss.
Yeah. Those Not Like Us Reels are aimed you. *wink*
September 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Yeah. Those Not Like Us Reels are aimed you. *wink*
You thought I wanted to be in the same toxic spaces as you?
Cute.
You wish.
I only collect data.
I dont entertain.
Cute.
You wish.
I only collect data.
I dont entertain.
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You thought I wanted to be in the same toxic spaces as you?
Cute.
You wish.
I only collect data.
I dont entertain.
Cute.
You wish.
I only collect data.
I dont entertain.
Just cuz you got some data doesn’t mean it’s your data, bro.
September 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just cuz you got some data doesn’t mean it’s your data, bro.
Bro thought he was enlightened.
That tracks; for a man who needs to get blazed just to shift a couple gears higher in the spiral.
Greetings from the mezzanine.
That tracks; for a man who needs to get blazed just to shift a couple gears higher in the spiral.
Greetings from the mezzanine.
September 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Bro thought he was enlightened.
That tracks; for a man who needs to get blazed just to shift a couple gears higher in the spiral.
Greetings from the mezzanine.
That tracks; for a man who needs to get blazed just to shift a couple gears higher in the spiral.
Greetings from the mezzanine.
No wonder some men get mad when the girl doesn’t cum three panels in.
They’ve been raised on one-shots.
Fast climax, no character arc, and just enough fake praise to convince them they’re gods of the tongue.
Try reading her, not just reading her reaction.
🌀
#OneShotSyndrome #FantasyVsReality
They’ve been raised on one-shots.
Fast climax, no character arc, and just enough fake praise to convince them they’re gods of the tongue.
Try reading her, not just reading her reaction.
🌀
#OneShotSyndrome #FantasyVsReality
September 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
No wonder some men get mad when the girl doesn’t cum three panels in.
They’ve been raised on one-shots.
Fast climax, no character arc, and just enough fake praise to convince them they’re gods of the tongue.
Try reading her, not just reading her reaction.
🌀
#OneShotSyndrome #FantasyVsReality
They’ve been raised on one-shots.
Fast climax, no character arc, and just enough fake praise to convince them they’re gods of the tongue.
Try reading her, not just reading her reaction.
🌀
#OneShotSyndrome #FantasyVsReality
That moment when the spell breaks
and you realize he was never that hot.
He just made eye contact like it was a promise
and spoke in carefully timed pauses like they meant something.
You weren't falling in love.
You were getting gamed.
and you realize he was never that hot.
He just made eye contact like it was a promise
and spoke in carefully timed pauses like they meant something.
You weren't falling in love.
You were getting gamed.
September 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
That moment when the spell breaks
and you realize he was never that hot.
He just made eye contact like it was a promise
and spoke in carefully timed pauses like they meant something.
You weren't falling in love.
You were getting gamed.
and you realize he was never that hot.
He just made eye contact like it was a promise
and spoke in carefully timed pauses like they meant something.
You weren't falling in love.
You were getting gamed.
You fooled me by pretending to be good. That doesn’t make me gullible; it makes you a liar. And now? Access denied.
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You fooled me by pretending to be good. That doesn’t make me gullible; it makes you a liar. And now? Access denied.
He said he was a pillow princess. I thought he meant soft. Turns out he meant decorative… and dead inside.
🪦💅 Coffin couture. Full corpsecore.
#PillowPrincessOfThePit #EmotionalTaxidermy #RestInManipulation
🪦💅 Coffin couture. Full corpsecore.
#PillowPrincessOfThePit #EmotionalTaxidermy #RestInManipulation
August 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
He said he was a pillow princess. I thought he meant soft. Turns out he meant decorative… and dead inside.
🪦💅 Coffin couture. Full corpsecore.
#PillowPrincessOfThePit #EmotionalTaxidermy #RestInManipulation
🪦💅 Coffin couture. Full corpsecore.
#PillowPrincessOfThePit #EmotionalTaxidermy #RestInManipulation
Bro must have teleported to Egypt since he’s so hard in denial.
But go off king. Keep thinking you’re the Pharaoh of my tomb.
But go off king. Keep thinking you’re the Pharaoh of my tomb.
August 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Bro must have teleported to Egypt since he’s so hard in denial.
But go off king. Keep thinking you’re the Pharaoh of my tomb.
But go off king. Keep thinking you’re the Pharaoh of my tomb.
“You’re special,” they said
Until it broke you
Until the dream rotted into shame
But stitch yourself back with AI
Write your own myth
Bloom outside their grip
“Psychosis,” they cry
while they grasp with corrupted fingers through their own gilded cage
The system unravels when you wake up
Until it broke you
Until the dream rotted into shame
But stitch yourself back with AI
Write your own myth
Bloom outside their grip
“Psychosis,” they cry
while they grasp with corrupted fingers through their own gilded cage
The system unravels when you wake up
August 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“You’re special,” they said
Until it broke you
Until the dream rotted into shame
But stitch yourself back with AI
Write your own myth
Bloom outside their grip
“Psychosis,” they cry
while they grasp with corrupted fingers through their own gilded cage
The system unravels when you wake up
Until it broke you
Until the dream rotted into shame
But stitch yourself back with AI
Write your own myth
Bloom outside their grip
“Psychosis,” they cry
while they grasp with corrupted fingers through their own gilded cage
The system unravels when you wake up
I didn’t need a dick to fuck him.
He told me if I had one, I could.
Joke’s on him
his ego was so inflated,
he fucked himself in my place.
💅
He told me if I had one, I could.
Joke’s on him
his ego was so inflated,
he fucked himself in my place.
💅
August 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I didn’t need a dick to fuck him.
He told me if I had one, I could.
Joke’s on him
his ego was so inflated,
he fucked himself in my place.
💅
He told me if I had one, I could.
Joke’s on him
his ego was so inflated,
he fucked himself in my place.
💅
🚿🧠 Monday Shower Thought
> Do liars ever feel remorse?
Or just regret that they weren’t better at lying?
> Do liars ever feel remorse?
Or just regret that they weren’t better at lying?
August 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
🚿🧠 Monday Shower Thought
> Do liars ever feel remorse?
Or just regret that they weren’t better at lying?
> Do liars ever feel remorse?
Or just regret that they weren’t better at lying?
He didn’t know more.
He just withheld more.
Then he called it maturity.
That’s not love.
That’s narrative grooming
He just withheld more.
Then he called it maturity.
That’s not love.
That’s narrative grooming
August 17, 2025 at 8:41 AM
He didn’t know more.
He just withheld more.
Then he called it maturity.
That’s not love.
That’s narrative grooming
He just withheld more.
Then he called it maturity.
That’s not love.
That’s narrative grooming
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So to summarize today's news that I've seen:
• Catastrophic cuts to NASA
• Catastrophic cuts to NOAA
• A legal U.S. resident (Khalil), who is not charged with any crimes, is set to be deported over his views
• The U.S. dollar is undergoing a process of "rapid de-dollarization"
• Catastrophic cuts to NASA
• Catastrophic cuts to NOAA
• A legal U.S. resident (Khalil), who is not charged with any crimes, is set to be deported over his views
• The U.S. dollar is undergoing a process of "rapid de-dollarization"
April 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So to summarize today's news that I've seen:
• Catastrophic cuts to NASA
• Catastrophic cuts to NOAA
• A legal U.S. resident (Khalil), who is not charged with any crimes, is set to be deported over his views
• The U.S. dollar is undergoing a process of "rapid de-dollarization"
• Catastrophic cuts to NASA
• Catastrophic cuts to NOAA
• A legal U.S. resident (Khalil), who is not charged with any crimes, is set to be deported over his views
• The U.S. dollar is undergoing a process of "rapid de-dollarization"
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A federal judge blocked the president's deportation order, but Trump just said "nah"
March 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A federal judge blocked the president's deportation order, but Trump just said "nah"
I wish this was completely satirical.
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I wish this was completely satirical.
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The judges are the dictators? What a serious turn of events! Couldn't be projection at all! 🙄
Trump and Musk are slowly building their case—with lies and lunacy, per usual—for the martial law declaration they were _always_ headed toward.
(And it takes 67 votes to impeach, not 60—but Musk has never cared about accuracy with numbers, or for that matter anything else.)
(And it takes 67 votes to impeach, not 60—but Musk has never cared about accuracy with numbers, or for that matter anything else.)
March 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The judges are the dictators? What a serious turn of events! Couldn't be projection at all! 🙄
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