i think men shouldn't have nipples

do u remember the first time u heard darude's sandstorm and were like. holy shit.

starbucks gift cards are the fruitcakes of millennial christmas (infinitely regiftable)

literally so mad rn that i just learned of the paris hilton pink cookware from walmart

i'm full of fuckign whimsy

i wonder how much pencil lead is wasted bc it's the bit that's too small to go through the clicking mechanism

i hate listening to katy perry's firework because it's a bad song, but also bc it forces me to remember the time in middle school we were forced to write parody lyrics celebrating a nun who was retiring from teaching

ngl the timothee chalamet-ass pinocchio souls-like really popped off w the monster design

can we please start making pretty dresses for fat people. thanks

we found bread in a toastless place