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Edwin van der Sar deserves a shout I think. They paid pennies for him and he solved the goalkeeping issues they'd had for so many years and helped them turn into one of the best back lines in the world
December 31, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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don't talk to me like you're above wanting to fuck an elf. don't come in here all high and mighty pretending like you don't want to fuck an elf
December 10, 2023 at 6:40 AM
Don't threaten me with a good time
December 22, 2024 at 9:59 AM
This is my favourite one you've posted so far
December 12, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I've always assumed it began as someone's typo that became an inside joke, then escaped into the outside world
December 9, 2024 at 12:11 AM
When you do that, Chipotle legally has to provide your server with a free meal so they can enjoy too. Good looking out 👍
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I'm grateful that Serenity exists to give the show some closure, but I really feels like it pales in comparison to the series. You should absolutely treat yourself and watch it.
December 5, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Everyone said taking the job after Klopp was a poisoned chalice. Slot's glugging beer from that mf
December 1, 2024 at 6:59 PM
I've just been necking flouride. Highhli reccomend
November 29, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I'm scared I might accidentally meow a slur 😔
November 26, 2024 at 10:45 PM
November 25, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I haven't tried this yet but I bet it feels amazing
November 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
You're so pretty. I don't even mind if you tell me to shut up and call me dumb 😍
November 24, 2024 at 8:27 AM
I've been meaning to get around to it 😳
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM