I stand corrected!

I am simply scared of my local highway lined with businesses and having to merge from a dead stop into 55 mph traffic.

Death sentence for merging

and it's the last week of the Can-Can Sale as well!

Starting a Wrinkly in DKCR rumor like she's Yoshi in Mario 64

Smell hand first to calibrate.

A couple seasons of "Oh, Ranger!" would fix me.

Big Bill's Car Hell!

Whoops! Hah, here let me get that for you. Tricky thing about this model, chambering the round sometimes causes it to jam. Think they fixed it in later years...There you go, good as new. Say, you got a suppressor in that bag of yours? Don't want my neighbors to hear.

Gave the kid their first "good" bread, a sesame semolina with a worthy crust and soft crumb interior. They confided it was like "biting a garbage can"

And yet

"Big Book of Little Criminals" was my go-to. The whole "Big Book" line is worth picking up if you spot them in the wild.

Goon Simulator 2026 now in Early Access