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| he/him | 22 | funny once a year (maybe twice)
| Chronic addiction to mashing |
| Alternates between regular nerd posts and RTs and NSFW 🔞 (mainly the latter) frequently | Fetish content ahead, abandon hope, ye who enter | MINORS DNI |
DMs open :)
| Chronic addiction to mashing |
| Alternates between regular nerd posts and RTs and NSFW 🔞 (mainly the latter) frequently | Fetish content ahead, abandon hope, ye who enter | MINORS DNI |
DMs open :)
Meanwhile, February 12th Heaven's Feel:
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Meanwhile, February 12th Heaven's Feel:
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
I WILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL IF YOU DRAW JINAKO ‼️🥺🥺
i need my 30 year old woman whose weight constitutes as a noble phantasm,,,,,,
i need my 30 year old woman whose weight constitutes as a noble phantasm,,,,,,
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I WILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL IF YOU DRAW JINAKO ‼️🥺🥺
i need my 30 year old woman whose weight constitutes as a noble phantasm,,,,,,
i need my 30 year old woman whose weight constitutes as a noble phantasm,,,,,,
same energy,,,, 😌
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
same energy,,,, 😌
The double Hanasaka before getting Hebi is fucking frying me, truly the SR rateup experience LMAO
At least they clarified she's permanent so she should show up on the next SR ticket 😌 wehhh she's so gorgeous,,,,
At least they clarified she's permanent so she should show up on the next SR ticket 😌 wehhh she's so gorgeous,,,,
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 PM
The double Hanasaka before getting Hebi is fucking frying me, truly the SR rateup experience LMAO
At least they clarified she's permanent so she should show up on the next SR ticket 😌 wehhh she's so gorgeous,,,,
At least they clarified she's permanent so she should show up on the next SR ticket 😌 wehhh she's so gorgeous,,,,
the way I'm about to be INSUFFERABLY annoying about these characters in particular
bless you yoshi,,,,, 🧎
bless you yoshi,,,,, 🧎
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
the way I'm about to be INSUFFERABLY annoying about these characters in particular
bless you yoshi,,,,, 🧎
bless you yoshi,,,,, 🧎
WE NEED TO PUT GRAVES AND HER LABUBU IN THE GAME IMMEDIATELY ‼️‼️
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
WE NEED TO PUT GRAVES AND HER LABUBU IN THE GAME IMMEDIATELY ‼️‼️
The crops in question:
January 19, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The crops in question:
(🧵 7.7/?) Despite these...quirks, Palutena is ironically more responsible than most of the Gods in the universe of KI (which should tell you how batshit crazy they are), and while she isn't always the nicest to Pit, she'll always support him in his battle against evil...most of the time!
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
(🧵 7.7/?) Despite these...quirks, Palutena is ironically more responsible than most of the Gods in the universe of KI (which should tell you how batshit crazy they are), and while she isn't always the nicest to Pit, she'll always support him in his battle against evil...most of the time!
(🧵 7.6/?) In addition to this, she has a habit of being comically petty, such as basically telling Pit "kill this bitch, clean shot" when Phosphora calls her ma'am, or turning Pit into a Specnose in the original KI (or more specifically the JP version) if you take too long to save her.
January 17, 2026 at 1:24 AM
(🧵 7.6/?) In addition to this, she has a habit of being comically petty, such as basically telling Pit "kill this bitch, clean shot" when Phosphora calls her ma'am, or turning Pit into a Specnose in the original KI (or more specifically the JP version) if you take too long to save her.
(🧵 7.5/?) Speaking of Pit, they have an absolutely hilarious dynamic together where one moment they're boss and subordinate, and the very next they're big sister and little brother as Palutena starts playing pranks on her winged hitman (tho it has occasionally put him in danger, can't be helped! 🤭)
January 17, 2026 at 1:19 AM
(🧵 7.5/?) Speaking of Pit, they have an absolutely hilarious dynamic together where one moment they're boss and subordinate, and the very next they're big sister and little brother as Palutena starts playing pranks on her winged hitman (tho it has occasionally put him in danger, can't be helped! 🤭)
(🧵 7.4/?) She's very "smart" on account of basically being a walking Divinipedia (and she *loves* to let people know about it), but barring that she's about as sharp as Pit sometimes (which is saying something given who he is-) 🤭 I mean hell, she pretty much makes up her own Final Smash on the spot!
January 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
(🧵 7.4/?) She's very "smart" on account of basically being a walking Divinipedia (and she *loves* to let people know about it), but barring that she's about as sharp as Pit sometimes (which is saying something given who he is-) 🤭 I mean hell, she pretty much makes up her own Final Smash on the spot!
(🧵 7.3/?) My impression of her originally was this sexy, domineering woman with a bit of a lighthearted side. In reality... she *tries* to be that, but in actuality she's more like a divine soccer mom or wine aunt, a girlfailure cosplaying as a girlboss (with sometimes convincing results).
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
(🧵 7.3/?) My impression of her originally was this sexy, domineering woman with a bit of a lighthearted side. In reality... she *tries* to be that, but in actuality she's more like a divine soccer mom or wine aunt, a girlfailure cosplaying as a girlboss (with sometimes convincing results).
(🧵 7.2/?) Obviously, this will be primarily focusing on Uprising since she's much more fleshed out here vs the retro games. Like many other characters, my first exposure to Palutena was via Smash Bros, and boy...was it a shock to find out just how different the fanon perception of her was vs canon!
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
(🧵 7.2/?) Obviously, this will be primarily focusing on Uprising since she's much more fleshed out here vs the retro games. Like many other characters, my first exposure to Palutena was via Smash Bros, and boy...was it a shock to find out just how different the fanon perception of her was vs canon!
(🧵 7.1/?) Day 5: Palutena (Kid Icarus)!
KI: Uprising is what I consider a masterclass in breathing new life into a dormant IP. Amazing gameplay loop and world design, solid story, ridiculously good OST, and of course- top tier characters and banter, with Palutena being one of the core pillars of it
KI: Uprising is what I consider a masterclass in breathing new life into a dormant IP. Amazing gameplay loop and world design, solid story, ridiculously good OST, and of course- top tier characters and banter, with Palutena being one of the core pillars of it
January 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
(🧵 7.1/?) Day 5: Palutena (Kid Icarus)!
KI: Uprising is what I consider a masterclass in breathing new life into a dormant IP. Amazing gameplay loop and world design, solid story, ridiculously good OST, and of course- top tier characters and banter, with Palutena being one of the core pillars of it
KI: Uprising is what I consider a masterclass in breathing new life into a dormant IP. Amazing gameplay loop and world design, solid story, ridiculously good OST, and of course- top tier characters and banter, with Palutena being one of the core pillars of it
Why must you hurt me this way,,,,, I just wanna see my dino lady and space boy again,,,, 😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Why must you hurt me this way,,,,, I just wanna see my dino lady and space boy again,,,, 😭😭
(🧵 6.11/?) All in all, Lip is someone I'd need a lot more posts than this to explain how much I love her and why, so I'll leave it here: If Passionlip didn't exist, I wouldn't have been hooked on Fate the way I am now
also she has a rocket punch, if that's not ride-or-die material I dunno what is 🤭
also she has a rocket punch, if that's not ride-or-die material I dunno what is 🤭
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 AM
(🧵 6.11/?) All in all, Lip is someone I'd need a lot more posts than this to explain how much I love her and why, so I'll leave it here: If Passionlip didn't exist, I wouldn't have been hooked on Fate the way I am now
also she has a rocket punch, if that's not ride-or-die material I dunno what is 🤭
also she has a rocket punch, if that's not ride-or-die material I dunno what is 🤭
(🧵 6.10/?) It's a really interesting case where the fanservice-y design is weaved incredibly well into her character, serving as something of a disability that she eventually learns to use to as a shield to protect her loved ones rather than destroy them. It's a big part of her growth as a person.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
(🧵 6.10/?) It's a really interesting case where the fanservice-y design is weaved incredibly well into her character, serving as something of a disability that she eventually learns to use to as a shield to protect her loved ones rather than destroy them. It's a big part of her growth as a person.
(🧵 6.9/?) Above all else, what I like about Lip is how well she represents CCC's themes. It looks like trashy fanservice, but it's a really interesting deep dive into human love, sexuality, and deviancy. Most characters are repulsed by her body, even Lip herself before she started to accept it.
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
(🧵 6.9/?) Above all else, what I like about Lip is how well she represents CCC's themes. It looks like trashy fanservice, but it's a really interesting deep dive into human love, sexuality, and deviancy. Most characters are repulsed by her body, even Lip herself before she started to accept it.
(🧵 6.8/?) This profoundly tragic tale floored me when I first read up on it years ago, and Lip instantly became one of my favorite characters in the franchise (I even had her pretty stacked in FGO before I lost my account!) She's meek, pushy, clumsy, and a bit slow, but also very sweet and devoted ☺️
January 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
(🧵 6.8/?) This profoundly tragic tale floored me when I first read up on it years ago, and Lip instantly became one of my favorite characters in the franchise (I even had her pretty stacked in FGO before I lost my account!) She's meek, pushy, clumsy, and a bit slow, but also very sweet and devoted ☺️