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chrysalis1.bsky.social
@chrysalis1.bsky.social
If I were famous, my papers would be worth a fortune when I die.
But what about Iceland? Will he use force there? Chyron should have said, "Lunatic leader confuses countries he might want to invade."
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I chose neither the one with Doritos and an energy drink nor the one with a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla and something else, because I'm not a complete moron, I know how to cook, and I hate both chicken AND Doritos.
January 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Did this take place before or after he pulled the rug on his bogus NYC token and screwed over his "investors?"
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
So reminiscent of William Hurt's tears in Broadcast News.

Phony, fake and right in character.
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Smirking vindictive ****
January 10, 2026 at 1:31 AM
But they were PASSIONATE notes, don't forget//
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Or, in the words of Keith Whitley (in the best duet that never happened)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPeD...
When You Say Nothing At All : Keith Whitley & Allison Krauss
YouTube video by joesamplen
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again-- this twit is the Jacob Wohl of James O'Keefes. An idiotic, attention seeking moron.
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
But, but how can that be??Reuters had FOUR (count 'em) FOUR sources that said for sure she was in Russia!
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It all sounds like the old Laura looked and her tire story from 2017.
www.boredpanda.com/fake-slashed...

And the infamous tweet

If you won't stand with me, then I won't stand with you. I'm not going to defend people I disagree w/ when they won't defend me and my tire.
Woman Posts Pics Of Her ‘Slashed Tire’ On Twitter, But Someone Quickly Proves She’s Lying And It’s Hilarious
Nothing ruins your day like finding one of your tires slashed. And then finding out that it wasn't actually slashed, it just gave up on life because you refused to change it. And then continuing to sa...
www.boredpanda.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
He's scared of this and every other subway and bus system, and I still contend that Mr. "Real World" has probably never ridden a bus or subway in his pathetic life.
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Accidentally??
December 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I guess if your idea of success includes lying, scamming, posing, and stealing, that would be true.
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
She'll spend Sunday
Praising the Lord
But on Monday
She's as busy as a Ford

If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie
Oh, oh, what a girl
December 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Memories of Paul Begala and Meghan McCain
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8iZ...
Paul Begala Schools Meghan McCain
YouTube video by TheShutterofMouths
m.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
You don't think a lead video of her riding in a convertible with the wind blowing in her hair is cutting edge, objective journalism?? Or that the headline, "Olivia Nuzzi Did It All For Love" isn't worthy of a Pulitzer? See also, "Liz" Holmes, courtesy of Amy "you got rolled" Chozick.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
And still couldn't get the grammar right.
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone needs to tell him that the "Run for Something" mission is to get young progressive candidates from non-traditional backgrounds to run for and win state and local offices, and create a next generation slate of political candidates that will seek higher office in the future.
NOT YOU, ANDREW!
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Nope, she hired somebody else to do it:

an investigation found that Greene had paid a body modification/scarification artist to deliberately cut the lacerations on her face, neck, upper chest and shoulder, based on a pattern that she had provided beforehand.
breakingac.com/news/2025/no...
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
About the pajamas or the run for governor? Both equally horrifying)
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Perhaps he should preside over the WHCA. After all, they say:

It is core to our organization’s mission, to American democracy itself, and to the needs of the American people to ensure the press has the ability to independently report on the presidency without control from the government.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Merriam-Webster defines insubordinate as "disobedient to authority." Since when does Trump represent authority to the press?
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Enemy of my enemy...stopped clock...one good deed does not wash out the bad. Let's not raise MTG to sainthood quite yet, okay?
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM