chrystan2001.bsky.social
@chrystan2001.bsky.social
“Restaurants request one week notice before Health Inspector visits.”
June 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
At times it appears The Onion has shifted from parody to prophecy.
April 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Heck, just let me know the polygraph app and I’ll download it to my Apple Watch.
April 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“Please”: that’s the magic word.
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Infrastructure Week
April 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Trump has no plan. And even if he did it would be a bad plan.

How much damage will he do before he’s stopped? And who or what will stop him?
April 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“He’s a top gang member but we refuse to bring this evidence to court.”
April 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
25th Amendment stuff. Add it to the list.
April 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Light fuse and get away.
April 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
And the bond market plays for keeps; the bond market bankrupts countries.

If Trump succeeds in firing the Fed Chair then all bets are off.
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Why don’t we just keep the ‘tip of the spear’? That’s the lethal bit, right?”
April 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
JFC. There’s no institution these fascists don’t want to demolish.
April 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
What would be there source of truth?
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Yeah, but those fellas just love to mine coal. They could retire but it’s their life’s passion. It’s not even like work to them.”

—Trump, more or less
April 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Germany leveraged IBM technology in the 1930s and 40s, so I suppose there’s a precedent for it.
April 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
“Just asking questions”
April 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
China knows they are in the stronger position and they come from the epicenter of face saving, which they’ll risk a lot for.

Sure Trump will find an off ramp and declare victory, but he’ll get the short end of the stick.
April 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Here we see the “permanent” tariffs sliding away due to cratering polls and stock markets. So they’ll switch gears and say “it was only a negotiating tactic”.

But the truth is Trump is losing badly and needs a face-saving way out of this mess.
April 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“If we were released from the sheer madness and stupidity of Trump we’d soar.”

—Every stock index
April 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Those golfers will struggle mightily in order to win the Bonesaw Trophy™.
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
American Juche
April 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe her entire career was just a put on to set up that one joke.
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
And pay taxes on it!
April 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This “Trust us and keep making sacrifices for the glorious future” is straight up the rhetoric of communist countries.

And what’s their supposed upside? More domestic manufacturing?

American Juche.
April 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Is she selling her Tesla?
April 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM