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“Restaurants request one week notice before Health Inspector visits.”
June 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Restaurants request one week notice before Health Inspector visits.”
At times it appears The Onion has shifted from parody to prophecy.
April 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
At times it appears The Onion has shifted from parody to prophecy.
Heck, just let me know the polygraph app and I’ll download it to my Apple Watch.
April 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Heck, just let me know the polygraph app and I’ll download it to my Apple Watch.
“Please”: that’s the magic word.
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“Please”: that’s the magic word.
Infrastructure Week
April 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Infrastructure Week
Trump has no plan. And even if he did it would be a bad plan.
How much damage will he do before he’s stopped? And who or what will stop him?
How much damage will he do before he’s stopped? And who or what will stop him?
April 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Trump has no plan. And even if he did it would be a bad plan.
How much damage will he do before he’s stopped? And who or what will stop him?
How much damage will he do before he’s stopped? And who or what will stop him?
“He’s a top gang member but we refuse to bring this evidence to court.”
April 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“He’s a top gang member but we refuse to bring this evidence to court.”
25th Amendment stuff. Add it to the list.
April 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
25th Amendment stuff. Add it to the list.
Light fuse and get away.
April 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Light fuse and get away.
And the bond market plays for keeps; the bond market bankrupts countries.
If Trump succeeds in firing the Fed Chair then all bets are off.
If Trump succeeds in firing the Fed Chair then all bets are off.
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And the bond market plays for keeps; the bond market bankrupts countries.
If Trump succeeds in firing the Fed Chair then all bets are off.
If Trump succeeds in firing the Fed Chair then all bets are off.
“Why don’t we just keep the ‘tip of the spear’? That’s the lethal bit, right?”
April 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Why don’t we just keep the ‘tip of the spear’? That’s the lethal bit, right?”
JFC. There’s no institution these fascists don’t want to demolish.
April 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
JFC. There’s no institution these fascists don’t want to demolish.
What would be there source of truth?
April 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What would be there source of truth?
“Yeah, but those fellas just love to mine coal. They could retire but it’s their life’s passion. It’s not even like work to them.”
—Trump, more or less
—Trump, more or less
April 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“Yeah, but those fellas just love to mine coal. They could retire but it’s their life’s passion. It’s not even like work to them.”
—Trump, more or less
—Trump, more or less
Germany leveraged IBM technology in the 1930s and 40s, so I suppose there’s a precedent for it.
April 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Germany leveraged IBM technology in the 1930s and 40s, so I suppose there’s a precedent for it.
“Just asking questions”
April 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“Just asking questions”
China knows they are in the stronger position and they come from the epicenter of face saving, which they’ll risk a lot for.
Sure Trump will find an off ramp and declare victory, but he’ll get the short end of the stick.
Sure Trump will find an off ramp and declare victory, but he’ll get the short end of the stick.
April 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
China knows they are in the stronger position and they come from the epicenter of face saving, which they’ll risk a lot for.
Sure Trump will find an off ramp and declare victory, but he’ll get the short end of the stick.
Sure Trump will find an off ramp and declare victory, but he’ll get the short end of the stick.
Here we see the “permanent” tariffs sliding away due to cratering polls and stock markets. So they’ll switch gears and say “it was only a negotiating tactic”.
But the truth is Trump is losing badly and needs a face-saving way out of this mess.
But the truth is Trump is losing badly and needs a face-saving way out of this mess.
April 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Here we see the “permanent” tariffs sliding away due to cratering polls and stock markets. So they’ll switch gears and say “it was only a negotiating tactic”.
But the truth is Trump is losing badly and needs a face-saving way out of this mess.
But the truth is Trump is losing badly and needs a face-saving way out of this mess.
“If we were released from the sheer madness and stupidity of Trump we’d soar.”
—Every stock index
—Every stock index
April 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“If we were released from the sheer madness and stupidity of Trump we’d soar.”
—Every stock index
—Every stock index
Those golfers will struggle mightily in order to win the Bonesaw Trophy™.
April 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Those golfers will struggle mightily in order to win the Bonesaw Trophy™.
American Juche
April 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
American Juche
Maybe her entire career was just a put on to set up that one joke.
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Maybe her entire career was just a put on to set up that one joke.
And pay taxes on it!
April 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
And pay taxes on it!
This “Trust us and keep making sacrifices for the glorious future” is straight up the rhetoric of communist countries.
And what’s their supposed upside? More domestic manufacturing?
American Juche.
And what’s their supposed upside? More domestic manufacturing?
American Juche.
April 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This “Trust us and keep making sacrifices for the glorious future” is straight up the rhetoric of communist countries.
And what’s their supposed upside? More domestic manufacturing?
American Juche.
And what’s their supposed upside? More domestic manufacturing?
American Juche.
Is she selling her Tesla?
April 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Is she selling her Tesla?