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Miranda

@chsandcrax.bsky.social

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Mom, wife to @anglophilium, witch, nerd, artist. I made vanilla lattes for My Chemical Romance once. I worship Godzilla. 🏳️‍🌈 People with ugly attitudes can fuck off.

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Oct 12

✨About Me!✨
• elder millennial
• mother of one incredible kid
• married (happily, so please no thirst messaging)
• witchcraft and tarot
• Godzilla, Megalon, Baragon supremacy
• 70s/80s/90s horror junkie
• has had a lot of surgeries
• Pan and proud
• favorite authors include Ito, King, and Palahniuk

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RyanLowrie @ryanlowrie.bsky.social · May 25

Cartooning has been a kick of mine since the age of 9 in 1984 I began to keep a journal of freehand caricature crusades to explore the page and implore fan art adoration to @chsandcrax.bsky.social and Duncan too in my PaperStage art journal as their muse fuel into Sketchland

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · May 9

I heard people drive like idiots in Mattel because the roads look like this:

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · May 5

For Grover 🫡

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · May 5

Going into this week like

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · May 2

Blue Sky is still weird to me, Threads feels weird, I can't let loose on Instagram anymore... I belong nowhere apparently

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 10

👀

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 9

Will you be buried with your three Academy Awards?

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 9

Cicada!

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 8

a white cat is laying on its back on the floor and says `` hello . hello ... ''

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 8

Get you a partner who encourages your hobbies, in this case collecting vintage smut

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 6

Miss you too, Mickey 🩵

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 6

Okay, but where did you get that

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 5

You got me on all the platforms AND snail mail! 😂🩵

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 5

Thank you! Miss you too, and I'm hanging in there!

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 5

Thank you so much! 🥳💕

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Mar 5

Hi, it's my birthday. I'm 43. I came back to share that with everyone, then disappear again. Kthnx

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 7

Really trying not to self harm.

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 7

"You're so nice!"

"Thanks, I'm really good at pretending I'm happy."

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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · Feb 7

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 7

Ah, one of my favorite albums for sad times

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 7

Empty IKEA box ✅
Blanket ✅
Heater set on low ✅

This is the only thing making me happy right now

An orange cat lies curled up on a blanket in front of a space heater

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 6

That's a lot of steamed hams

Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 6

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 6

You are the wind beneath my wings

a man in a yellow tank top is running next to another man .

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Miranda @chsandcrax.bsky.social · Feb 6

I got in trouble. My boss said I should've called her about the 12 dozen order, that she would've come in and made it. So, after the 20 minutes it takes you to get to work, you could've pulled that many from the freezer, thawed them, tied them, let them proof, fry and glaze in an hour and a half? 🙄🤬

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